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When you voluntarily cancel your facebook account because you either: 1)dropped out of school, 2) realize you are too old, 3) are sick of the applications everyone sends you, or 4)you are sick of people facebook stalking you.
Man, I had to commit facebook suicide voluntarily leaving facebookaccount closing once I turned thirty, because I started to feel pathetic when I got an app for which High School Musical Character Are You.
by sjkyr4 March 15, 2009

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The 3.2% beer/alcoholic beverages they sell in Bible belt states.
"Hey, its Sunday, the liquor store is closed, I guess all we have to deal with is training sauce trainging wheels for boozelike we were amateurs again."

by sjkyr4 March 06, 2009

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That person who, when is quiet in a library or in a classroom, insists on striking every key they hit as hard as they can, because ya know that makes your typing more effective.
I was in the law library yesterday when this manic keyboarder loud typer hit one key so hard, I swore it was going to fly off her laptop.
by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009

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The drunk/clueless friend who always comes up and says/does something repulsive while you are trying to spit your game on a hottie, and therefore ruins the whole thing.
Man, I was totally vibing with this hot chick when Captain Salt Truck game ruiner salt drunk friend came up to me dunkenly and spilled his drink on her shoes. That was the end of that possibility.
by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009

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You know, the 5 to 10 pounds you put on during the winter months.
Dude, Spring Break is coming up soon, I have to shed this winter coat winter weight weight gainbefore we hit up the beach.
by sjkyr4 March 29, 2009

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When the big whig corporate people come into your work place unannounced trying to catch people misbehaving/slacking off.
Yesterday our office received a swoop attack unannounced visit corprate surprise visit by the vice president of the company who was looking to catch people being lazy/ doing what they want instead of working.
by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009

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In a classroom setting- Making as little eye contact with the teacher or professor so you won't get called on.

In everyday life- Doing what you want all the way until you reach the level that you know you will get caught ridin dirty.
Classroom- I am staying under the radar not making eye contact in Contracts class, because I haven't done the reading for like a whole week!

Everyday life- Yesterday I made sure I was staying under the radar avoiding the boss's wrath at work by actually doing something besides sending e-mails and texting until my boss left for the day.
by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009

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