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small, dried pieces of cak that, despite you're best wiping efforts, cannot be removed from your rectal area
little pieces of shite stuck to the hairs of your arse and they winnot come off
winnot by jondo March 12, 2008
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Winnet picker 

A person who picks small dried peices of poo from their anal beard
Oh, no! I have winnets tied up in my bum fluff, I will have to look in the yellow pages for a winnet picker.
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winnot "Winnots" winnets winnits winnetka winnock winnona winnow Winrot witnot
This is what inevitably happens to every computer running the Microsoft Windows family of operating systems. Once your computer has been running for a while, the registry and filesystem gets so full of useless junk from old programs and bloatware, that it slows the whole system down. After you've defragged a million times and cleaned up everything imaginable, you still can't get your computer back to the way it was when you first installed Windows. The only cure is to reinstall a fresh copy of the operating system. That will keep you going for at least another 3 months.
Man, my system is so winrotted, I can't do a damn thing with it.

My computer has winrot so bad, even Doom won't run on it!
Winrot by jsh139 November 29, 2006

winnonah 

The best girl in the world. Has the brightest smile, the prettiest face, the shortest height. She is the girl you will fall hard for. She is truly amazing in academics, and in sports. She will always make your day, assuming you will make hers. She has the cutest voice ever and you will want hear her voice till the end of time. She is annoying at times, but thats one reason you will love her for. She is worth your time; youd be willing to give up anything to be with her. She is a truly amazing girl.
Hey look dude, its a winnonah.
winnonah by Zyphurr May 23, 2016
Poo hangin from an unclean bum caught up in matted arse hair
i picked a whole bunch of Winnits from me bum the other day in the shower
Winnits by b1nn7 August 28, 2006
A turd nugget which 'wil-not' budge from your anus, even when wiped on many occasions.
'LOOK there is a wilnot stuck to that rabbit's arsehole!'
wilnot by Han, Ju n El January 20, 2007

Pulling a Winnetka 

How you describe the actions of a driver that shows complete obliviousness to their surroundings.

Typical examples include rolling into pedestrians on the sidewalk, opening car doors into oncoming traffic, and going the wrong way down one-way streets.
Me: "That car almost backed into that baby carriage!"

You: "Yep, they were totally Pulling a Winnetka."
Pulling a Winnetka by MioMioMio March 10, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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