winnot 

small, dried pieces of cak that, despite you're best wiping efforts, cannot be removed from your rectal area

little pieces of shite stuck to the hairs of your arse and they winnot come off

winnot by jondo March 12, 2008

Winnet picker 

A person who picks small dried peices of poo from their anal beard

Oh, no! I have winnets tied up in my bum fluff, I will have to look in the yellow pages for a winnet picker.

Winnet picker by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003

Winrot

This is what inevitably happens to every computer running the Microsoft Windows family of operating systems. Once your computer has been running for a while, the registry and filesystem gets so full of useless junk from old programs and bloatware, that it slows the whole system down. After you've defragged a million times and cleaned up everything imaginable, you still can't get your computer back to the way it was when you first installed Windows. The only cure is to reinstall a fresh copy of the operating system. That will keep you going for at least another 3 months.

Man, my system is so winrotted, I can't do a damn thing with it.

My computer has winrot so bad, even Doom won't run on it!

Winrot by jsh139 November 29, 2006

winnonah 

The best girl in the world. Has the brightest smile, the prettiest face, the shortest height. She is the girl you will fall hard for. She is truly amazing in academics, and in sports. She will always make your day, assuming you will make hers. She has the cutest voice ever and you will want hear her voice till the end of time. She is annoying at times, but thats one reason you will love her for. She is worth your time; youd be willing to give up anything to be with her. She is a truly amazing girl.

Hey look dude, its a winnonah.

winnonah by Zyphurr May 23, 2016

Winnits

Poo hangin from an unclean bum caught up in matted arse hair

i picked a whole bunch of Winnits from me bum the other day in the shower

Winnits by b1nn7 August 28, 2006

wilnot 

A turd nugget which 'wil-not' budge from your anus, even when wiped on many occasions.

'LOOK there is a wilnot stuck to that rabbit's arsehole!'

wilnot by Han, Ju n El January 20, 2007

Pulling a Winnetka 

How you describe the actions of a driver that shows complete obliviousness to their surroundings.

Typical examples include rolling into pedestrians on the sidewalk, opening car doors into oncoming traffic, and going the wrong way down one-way streets.

Me: "That car almost backed into that baby carriage!"

You: "Yep, they were totally Pulling a Winnetka."

Pulling a Winnetka by MioMioMio March 10, 2009