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winnetka 

This is considered one of, if not the best, place to live. Everyone is amazing and most people smoke pot. Sheridan is a nice street. Probably the nicest because it's on the lake. The expectations are high and regular 3-level classes are considered very advanced in the rest of the US although they are thought as stupid classes here in the North Shore. There are some absolutely, make you want to cry, so beautiful girls such as Clave Curtler and Emirlee Durfang. They are the pride and joy of the North Shore, where Winnetka is located. Their eyes go deeper than the lake that they live on. Their hair is silkier than their Egyption cotton bed sheets and their skin is more polished and glowing than their BMWs. But not everyone in Winnetka is as fortunate, there are some girls such as Bessie Speculator who resemble those who eat hay and also there are people like Alessandra Eeguin who are more horse-like than cow-like like Bessie. Santa Claus favors Winnetka. Some... interesting... people are Hilda Pidgett, Beckinsale Shmittsworth, and Emerald Shorstal. They are Clave and Emirlee's biggest fans.
"Don't you wish you were like Clave or Emirlee in Winnetka?"
"All the boys are so sexxxxxxxy. too bad they all like Emirlee and Clave in Winnetka."
"Those yahts are so shiny that the sun has blinded me. It was good ol' rich Clave's. Here comes a bigger yaht! That must be Emirlee's 16th birthday present! OH BOY! it's almost as big as the iceboat that Ellford Creageh got for her 15th birthday! OH GIRL!"
winnetka by Caroline Tunstall December 3, 2006
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Pulling a Winnetka 

How you describe the actions of a driver that shows complete obliviousness to their surroundings.

Typical examples include rolling into pedestrians on the sidewalk, opening car doors into oncoming traffic, and going the wrong way down one-way streets.
Me: "That car almost backed into that baby carriage!"

You: "Yep, they were totally Pulling a Winnetka."
Pulling a Winnetka by MioMioMio March 10, 2009

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026