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winnetka 

This is considered one of, if not the best, place to live. Everyone is amazing and most people smoke pot. Sheridan is a nice street. Probably the nicest because it's on the lake. The expectations are high and regular 3-level classes are considered very advanced in the rest of the US although they are thought as stupid classes here in the North Shore. There are some absolutely, make you want to cry, so beautiful girls such as Clave Curtler and Emirlee Durfang. They are the pride and joy of the North Shore, where Winnetka is located. Their eyes go deeper than the lake that they live on. Their hair is silkier than their Egyption cotton bed sheets and their skin is more polished and glowing than their BMWs. But not everyone in Winnetka is as fortunate, there are some girls such as Bessie Speculator who resemble those who eat hay and also there are people like Alessandra Eeguin who are more horse-like than cow-like like Bessie. Santa Claus favors Winnetka. Some... interesting... people are Hilda Pidgett, Beckinsale Shmittsworth, and Emerald Shorstal. They are Clave and Emirlee's biggest fans.
"Don't you wish you were like Clave or Emirlee in Winnetka?"
"All the boys are so sexxxxxxxy. too bad they all like Emirlee and Clave in Winnetka."
"Those yahts are so shiny that the sun has blinded me. It was good ol' rich Clave's. Here comes a bigger yaht! That must be Emirlee's 16th birthday present! OH BOY! it's almost as big as the iceboat that Ellford Creageh got for her 15th birthday! OH GIRL!"
winnetka by Caroline Tunstall December 3, 2006
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Pulling a Winnetka 

How you describe the actions of a driver that shows complete obliviousness to their surroundings.

Typical examples include rolling into pedestrians on the sidewalk, opening car doors into oncoming traffic, and going the wrong way down one-way streets.
Me: "That car almost backed into that baby carriage!"

You: "Yep, they were totally Pulling a Winnetka."
Pulling a Winnetka by MioMioMio March 10, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026