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"Winnots" 

A little piece of poo that gets cought in the eye of a mans penis from having bum sex.(can get painful if left untreated.)
You wont have to worry about "Winnots" if you give them the Rabbit Chop before withdrawl. (see Rabbit chop).
"Winnots" by Chefnutz! November 6, 2007
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Poo hangin from an unclean bum caught up in matted arse hair
i picked a whole bunch of Winnits from me bum the other day in the shower
Winnits by b1nn7 August 28, 2006
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Nuts of poo dangling from the hair around your ricker.
Winnets by Bob November 24, 2003
bits of shit that stick to your ass if you're a dirty bastard that doesnt wipe properly.
haha he's got winnits
winnits by ass February 9, 2003
Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".
Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?
winnits by Jim July 19, 2004
the pieces of poo stuck in your bumhair from not wiping your ass enough
shit i ran out of toilet roll, pieces of poo will gather around the bumhair,called winnets
winnets by stevieb100 October 29, 2007
small, dried pieces of cak that, despite you're best wiping efforts, cannot be removed from your rectal area
little pieces of shite stuck to the hairs of your arse and they winnot come off
winnot by jondo March 12, 2008
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