A smalladvertisement box that everybody except your daily moms and young children ignore.It claims you can win a valuable object for free but really you do not win anything and are charged a very big fine.
Yeah my little brother clicked on that bonsai winnerbox and we ended up with five hundred free bonsai sandals plus the extratwo thousand dollar shipping fee.
what do i say about this retarded, full of smokers, slags and down right sinners. this school cares more about the quality of your uniform then your work. don’t have a blazer? good luck getting into your GCSE exam. and not to mention the seagulls who swarm the playground. oh and all the teachers have a slight aroma of loneliness and coffee
‘bro i just went to Winterbourne Academy for a manage move’
‘how was it’
‘fucking disgusting i think i have autismnow
A school full of sassy girls, kids who take crack before they go to school, teachers who think that not having a tie is going to stop every single person in the school learning, smokers, weird ass kids, people who u should really stay away from and seagulls. so. many. seagulls. Don't go to that school if u don't want to become retarded.
One lunch time in winterbourne academy... "Oops i dropped a chip" *0.128794496 nano seconds later* "AHHH SHIT IT'S THE SEAGULLS!"
when a woman who logs onto internet chatrooms to type/act out her fantasy of having anal sex with a famous man. This is usually "played" out in private chat with an unsuspecting guy who is just trying to be nice to a woman and have a conversation.
<Johnno> I'm an Australian Fire Fighter, i live in Sydney, I am 34, Dark hair cut smartly and pretty lean build because I have to keep very fit for my job <winnermixed> thanks for playing withme
<winnermixed> do me up the a$$ with my tube dress pulled up!!
<Johnno> WHAT??
<winnermixed> winnermix me baby, do me up my rear while i scream and call you George Bush
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).