Winterbottom 

An erection in a public space

I can't stand up right now, I've got a winterbottom
Got kicked out the pub for having a winterbottom

Winterbottom by ManWithABigWinterbottom April 21, 2019

Winterbottom 

Someone who claims he's had a lot of sex in his earlier life but never really did. Usually comes up with stories and get defensive when told not so. 2. Person who is considered an adult and looks like a kid. 3. Someone whose kid he is raising is actually the mail man's offspring.

Tom: That infant is a Winterbottom! Jill: why do you say that?

Tom: Doe's this guy even look like he is capable of producing offspring!! Jill: Good point!! I guess you're right.

Winterbottom by scruffysailor08 May 23, 2010

wickerbottom 

The act of tickling one's buttocks with an unlit candle wick. Invented in 2003 by a man who was angry at the world.

Angry Man: "Why I'll give you a piece of me! Prepare... for THE WICKERBOTTOM!"
Man Two: "the huh?"
(Those were his last moments of purity. He was forever traumatized after feeling the wrath of the wickerbottom.)

wickerbottom by RedNine November 19, 2024