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winky dinky 

a little bitty dinky or little bitty dick, small penis, or small dick, most girls will laugh when they see it
Tiffanie was about to suck Nathan's dick when they were on their third date, but when she unzipped his jeans she saw his winky dinky and she started laughing. Nathan was embarrassed and it made his winky dinky get even smaller. Tiffanie laughed so hard she peed in here pants just a little. She told Shonna, her best friend in high school, the next day. Nathan was lucky that teenage girls like to see dick of all sizes because he got his winky dinky sucked a lot after that, even though it was very small.
winky dinky by brad1256 January 20, 2014

dinky winky 

After I saw my mom naked, I suffered from dinky winky for a week
dinky winky by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

dinky winky 

a teletubby
a purse carrying homosexual that has no gender with a TV on its belly, also has a light conducting triangle on its head
Dinky Winky slapped me with his/her big red purse
dinky winky by ur momo December 13, 2008

winky-dink- a-dinky-doodle 

contrary to the use of winky and dink this is not profanity. nor does it refer to body parts of any sort.

winky-dink-a-dinky-doodle is a representation of sounds that one can use to apply to any form of music or song where the lyrics have been forgotten.

or simply when one is singing along to an instrument part.

this phrase is particularly useful in the fine art of home butchered Jazz and Ragtime. Ragtime is probably its oldest living relative.
he'd forgotten the most of the words, so he sang

"oh baby, we're gonna wink this winky-dink- a-dinky-doodle"

(instead of "oh baby wer'e gonna shake this city with power metal!")

winky dink 

another word for Penis
"Oh my you have a huge Winky Dink"
winky dink by Sarah Collier July 30, 2008

winky dink 

The male genitals including the penis and scrotum.
Gerlach has a small winky dink.
winky dink by Chance1826 September 5, 2006

Dinky Winks 

The man responsible for probably the only meme from Spy Kids that ever made it out of the Spy Kids orbit.
"SOMEBODY RING THE DINKSTER?" - Dinky Winks opening statement
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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