gerlach

When a man finishes on an inanimate object.

Damn, he gerlached all over that car!

by russellvilleAnonymous October 15, 2020

Joseph Gerlach

Best musician in the world. Birthday: 04/01/04. Plays Guitar, Piano, Bass, Drums, Ukulele, And Harmonica.
Relationship status: Single ;)

Joseph Gerlach: (Jo-sef) (girl-lock) Meaning: to play as many instruments as possibly.
plz let me post this for my friends

by JG/NP Covers Official YouTub March 20, 2019

Thomas Gerlach

A great philosopher, commonly called g master swag by his undeserving pupils. He bestows his great knowledge to those who come whether they deserve it or not.

Pupil:Hey G-Master-Swag
Thomas Gerlach: Cheater, get out wise-fool.

by SophoclesTheGreek May 23, 2012