gerlach 

When a man finishes on an inanimate object.

Damn, he gerlached all over that car!

gerlach by russellvilleAnonymous October 15, 2020

Joseph Gerlach 

Best musician in the world. Birthday: 04/01/04. Plays Guitar, Piano, Bass, Drums, Ukulele, And Harmonica.
Relationship status: Single ;)

Joseph Gerlach: (Jo-sef) (girl-lock) Meaning: to play as many instruments as possibly.
plz let me post this for my friends

Joseph Gerlach by JG/NP Covers Official YouTub March 20, 2019

Thomas Gerlach 

A great philosopher, commonly called g master swag by his undeserving pupils. He bestows his great knowledge to those who come whether they deserve it or not.

Pupil:Hey G-Master-Swag
Thomas Gerlach: Cheater, get out wise-fool.

Thomas Gerlach by SophoclesTheGreek November 1, 2012

gierlach 

Polish slang for a positive role model. Also could be used to denote intense popularity among young (often first-year) college students.

i hate the tiny rooms, but my RA at the U is a total gierlach.

gierlach by ZackJCUalker June 10, 2008

geriachick 

An attractive female who is too old - generally above 50 - to be considered a cougar.

Guy1: Check out the smokin geriachick yonder.
Guy2: Dude,that's my grandma!
Guy2: Hi grandma!
Guy1: Your grandma is hot.

geriachick by o0oo January 12, 2008

Gorlach 

Gorlach is a surname, mostly for Slavs like Russians. The Gorlach family are extremely hot and beautiful. When you touch them it's like fire, ouchh. They bight back like a tiger. The kids are smokin' hot and the parents a sexy smooth.

Friend 1: "What's your surname?"
Friend 2: "Gorlach"
Friend 1: "So that's why you're so hot!"

Gorlach by Thecoolcoolcoolstar August 21, 2019

gurlacher

a sissy who plays linebacker for the chicago bears, commonly refered to as urlacher

did you see that cheap shirt/horse collar tackle gurlacher made in the super bowl?

gurlacher by ribman September 19, 2007