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Winkies
Noun (plural). It means the sort of assholes who try to get their advert accepted as an Urban Dictionary definition. The sort of people who try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. These are the same sort of people who will attempt to get an unflattering description of someone accepted as a definition because that person has pissed them off and they are too weak or chicken shit to do anything else about it.
In short they are people who are weak, ineffectual and friendless, a failed evolutionary experiment that should be consigned to Mother Nature's rubbish dump. Incidentally the noun singular (Winky) is also the name given to a minutely small penis - says it all really.
In short they are people who are weak, ineffectual and friendless, a failed evolutionary experiment that should be consigned to Mother Nature's rubbish dump. Incidentally the noun singular (Winky) is also the name given to a minutely small penis - says it all really.
"Some wankers are try to get a plug for their website on Urban Dictionary as a definition ."
"What a crowd of winkies!"
"What a crowd of winkies!"
Winkies by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015
winking boner
winking boner by dj lemon May 21, 2012
wonton winking
A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.
Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!
- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
wonton winking by Deseka November 1, 2008
winkin pink brownie cake
winkin pink brownie cake by herb villified May 6, 2009
winkin flicka
a sophisticated pre-shot ritual for the most advanced of beer pong players. winkin flicka should only be invoked in times of dire need, when a cup simply must be made. the player must dip their ball in water, and flick the ball dry by flopping their wrist, while simultaneously winking their opposite eye to sharpen their aim.
jason: good thing you used winkin flicka on that shot
me: NO NAKIE NO NAKIE
schnall: you still owe me a naked run, but nice winkin flicka
me: NO NAKIE NO NAKIE
schnall: you still owe me a naked run, but nice winkin flicka
winkin flicka by tryntofindatissue April 16, 2009
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