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A type of lag that can cause a blue screen of death, if you type that on Windows PowerShell administrator
"Hey, let's use and type wininit on powershell admin!"
"To play a new game?"
"Yes!"
"wininit"
"Noooooo! My computer is having a bluescreen of death!"
wininit by Noah Torres September 26, 2021
Poo hangin from an unclean bum caught up in matted arse hair
i picked a whole bunch of Winnits from me bum the other day in the shower
Winnits by b1nn7 August 28, 2006
Winnit or Winnet, Noun.
A small piece of turd that sticks to your arse hair. As mentioned in Viz.
The same as a cling on, tag nut, dangle berry.
1. It was a stubborn winnit and pulled the hair out.
2. The winnit has hold of a clump of hair so I had to cut it off.
winnit by ProfessorWheeto November 1, 2006
bits of shit that stick to your ass if you're a dirty bastard that doesnt wipe properly.
haha he's got winnits
winnits by ass February 9, 2003
Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".
Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?
winnits by Jim July 19, 2004

winfinity 

to winfinity and beyond!
winfinity by alex t dd ddd June 1, 2009