winnitation

This is the process by which one gets annoyed, irritated or constantly badgered by an individual known as a winnit.

Everytime Julio comes round to visit it's just winnitation for the nation!

by Steve, Mel, Sara August 9, 2006

Winnits

Poo hangin from an unclean bum caught up in matted arse hair

i picked a whole bunch of Winnits from me bum the other day in the shower

by b1nn7 August 28, 2006

winnit

Winnit or Winnet, Noun.
A small piece of turd that sticks to your arse hair. As mentioned in Viz.
The same as a cling on, tag nut, dangle berry.

1. It was a stubborn winnit and pulled the hair out.
2. The winnit has hold of a clump of hair so I had to cut it off.

by ProfessorWheeto November 1, 2006

winnits

bits of shit that stick to your ass if you're a dirty bastard that doesnt wipe properly.

haha he's got winnits

by ass February 9, 2003

winnits

Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".

Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?

by Jim July 19, 2004

Winnit

A tiny particle of faeces that sticks to the hairs on your anus, causing a small amount of pain when removed.

Usually occurs when the anus is not cleaned correctly after excretion.

Oh my God, look at the size of that winnit. IT's HUGE!

Owwwww!!! It hurt so much removing that winnit!

by Dayjw November 12, 2008

Winnits

dark, dried, un-wiped faeces attached to the outside of the anal area/on the anal hair.

"John, you seriously smell bad"
"Sorry, there wasn't enough toilet paper left; i got Winnits".
"What's that??"
"Basically, i have Dried Bum Crumbs".

by DannyCoonfishH October 19, 2010