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Someone who lacks the sophistication regarding the protocol of going to a wine tasting event or sampling wine at a restaurant.

Kevin McDermott was such a winetard at the wine-tasting party, he'll just drink straight from the bottle.

winetard by rustygardner November 26, 2007

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Right-Wingtard

Someone who is conservative and stupid and can't even properly argue their own political view's

Right-Wingtard: "Abortion is bad and whoever aborts is going to hell
Bob: "what about in cases of rape"
Right-Wingtard: "thats different"

Right-Wingtard by not sure45 September 4, 2013

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winetard • wintard • windtard • Winegard • winetarian • Wineyard • wingtard • winktard • wintarded • Right-Wingtard

wingtard

A combination of the words WINGNUT and RETARD, the typical wingtard (sometimes also called a "neocon" or a "republican") is too addled by his or her dogma to be educated.

(1.) "That wingtard doesn't seem to get that borrowing on top of borrowing is why the dollar is sinking."

(2.) Who but a wingtard would thing 160,000 soldiers could pacify a place the size of Iraq? Even the NYPD has more officers per head to police one city!

wingtard by Jolly P. Roger April 8, 2008

winetarian

A winetarian is a person living solely of wine, without eating or drinking anything else.

"Daniel is such a winetarian, he is drinking nothing but wine".

"Jaer, definitely!"

winetarian by Winetaster July 14, 2013

wintard

A derogatory term referring to persons that exclusively use and/or recommend Microsoft products and services such as Windows, Office, Exchange, IIS, .NET, etc. usually to the total exclusion of cheaper and better non-Microsoft alternatives.

Wintards are signified by their ignorance of and prejudice against any computer technology that is not produced from Redmond, WA, USA.

wintard by rapskat September 14, 2005

wintard

One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.

You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.

wintard by Paul December 1, 2004

Wintard

One attending The Winston School in Dallas, TX. While Wintards are not fully retarted they are generally socially inept. Aslo most have some form of ADD or dyslexia.

Wow, look how stupid that Wintard is.

Wintard by Mr.Francko January 27, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026