winetard

Someone who lacks the sophistication regarding the protocol of going to a wine tasting event or sampling wine at a restaurant.

Kevin McDermott was such a winetard at the wine-tasting party, he'll just drink straight from the bottle.

by rustygardner November 26, 2007

Right-Wingtard

Someone who is conservative and stupid and can't even properly argue their own political view's

Right-Wingtard: "Abortion is bad and whoever aborts is going to hell
Bob: "what about in cases of rape"
Right-Wingtard: "thats different"

by not sure45 September 4, 2013

wingtard

A combination of the words WINGNUT and RETARD, the typical wingtard (sometimes also called a "neocon" or a "republican") is too addled by his or her dogma to be educated.

(1.) "That wingtard doesn't seem to get that borrowing on top of borrowing is why the dollar is sinking."

(2.) Who but a wingtard would thing 160,000 soldiers could pacify a place the size of Iraq? Even the NYPD has more officers per head to police one city!

by Jolly P. Roger April 8, 2008

winetarian

A winetarian is a person living solely of wine, without eating or drinking anything else.

"Daniel is such a winetarian, he is drinking nothing but wine".

"Jaer, definitely!"

by Winetaster July 14, 2013

wintard

A derogatory term referring to persons that exclusively use and/or recommend Microsoft products and services such as Windows, Office, Exchange, IIS, .NET, etc. usually to the total exclusion of cheaper and better non-Microsoft alternatives.

Wintards are signified by their ignorance of and prejudice against any computer technology that is not produced from Redmond, WA, USA.

by rapskat September 14, 2005

wintard

One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.

You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.

by Paul December 1, 2004

Wintard

One attending The Winston School in Dallas, TX. While Wintards are not fully retarted they are generally socially inept. Aslo most have some form of ADD or dyslexia.

Wow, look how stupid that Wintard is.

by Mr.Francko January 27, 2009