windtard

A person that blows hot air about climate change. They have zero to very little understanding of science but practice scientism (a religious cult like belief tied to marxism) and make derogatory comments like "follow the science." Yet can't even math. They are intellectually lazy and haven't read the studies. Always irrational and unreasonable. They are in favor of destroying the environment and ecosystems in favor of windmills and solar panels for a political win.

Karen is a real windtard. She doesn't understand that damage to the desert tortoises' ecosystem to install 100 square miles of windmills and solar so she can watch netflix on her ipad in her tesla.

Kevin is a real windtard. He is arguing that the Earth is boiling because of CO2. However, he hasn't read the peer-reviewed studies that CO2 ppm effect on greenhouse gas heating follows a logarithmic slope of Law Of Diminishing Returns. Meaning that CO2 ppm doesn't linearly increase surface temperatures. Rather the it takes magnitudes more CO2 ppm to have an increase of surface heating.

by Rad Physicist August 9, 2023

Admiral of the Windward Passage

A person who has an ass fixation

Every time I wore those pants, I'd get some Admiral of the Windward Passage trying to make eye-contact.

by nom de plumb June 3, 2009

Navigate the Windward Passage

Another term for Anal Sex

Captain Cook couldn't wait to show the Tahitian Cheif's daughter how well he could Navigate the Windward Passage, before a Ziffon and setting sail for Australia.

by Cinocat December 1, 2011

Windward

A West Los Angeles private school at which students are often smart & rich. Unfortunately for other local schools like Archer, Harvard Westlake, Brentwood, Crossroads, and, Oakwood, Students at Windward tend to be better than everyone at nearly everything. A typical "Windward boy" will have 6pack abs, be somewhat metrosexual, and, be incredibly friendly. A "Windward girl" is usually nice, but, can most likely be found with a blackberry in one hand and a Starbucks in the other.

Girl 1: Hey do you go to Windward?

Girl 2: No, why?

Girl 1: Nothing, i thought i recognized you from Starbucks

Windward Boy 1: Hey Bro, after school, wanna go on a run around the park so we can take off our shirts and "accidentally" show our abs to the group of girls by the locker room?

Windward Boy 2: Defiantly, let me just go put my cardigan in my locker and do a few more good deeds.

by YouHadMeAtYourProperUseOfVerbs January 1, 2012

Right-Wingtard

Someone who is conservative and stupid and can't even properly argue their own political view's

Right-Wingtard: "Abortion is bad and whoever aborts is going to hell
Bob: "what about in cases of rape"
Right-Wingtard: "thats different"

by not sure45 September 4, 2013

wingtard

A combination of the words WINGNUT and RETARD, the typical wingtard (sometimes also called a "neocon" or a "republican") is too addled by his or her dogma to be educated.

(1.) "That wingtard doesn't seem to get that borrowing on top of borrowing is why the dollar is sinking."

(2.) Who but a wingtard would thing 160,000 soldiers could pacify a place the size of Iraq? Even the NYPD has more officers per head to police one city!

by Jolly P. Roger April 8, 2008

wintard

A derogatory term referring to persons that exclusively use and/or recommend Microsoft products and services such as Windows, Office, Exchange, IIS, .NET, etc. usually to the total exclusion of cheaper and better non-Microsoft alternatives.

Wintards are signified by their ignorance of and prejudice against any computer technology that is not produced from Redmond, WA, USA.

by rapskat September 14, 2005