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wintard 

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A derogatory term referring to persons that exclusively use and/or recommend Microsoft products and services such as Windows, Office, Exchange, IIS, .NET, etc. usually to the total exclusion of cheaper and better non-Microsoft alternatives.
Wintards are signified by their ignorance of and prejudice against any computer technology that is not produced from Redmond, WA, USA.
wintard by rapskat September 14, 2005
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wintard 

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One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.
You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.
wintard by Paul December 1, 2004
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Wintard 

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One attending The Winston School in Dallas, TX. While Wintards are not fully retarted they are generally socially inept. Aslo most have some form of ADD or dyslexia.
Wow, look how stupid that Wintard is.
Wintard by Mr.Francko January 27, 2009

Wintard 

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One who can not drive in the snow covered roads. Tends to drive a 2WD vehicle and tires may be near bald. This person may also be commonly found in a ditch, or sliding into another car.

You can also spot these people with a layer of ice and snow still on the car while driving.
Sorry I'm late to work today. Some wintard tried to pass me, spun out and hit another car. I had to stop.
Wintard by Slacker1357 February 12, 2013

Wintard 

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A Word that describes retards in Pizza Tower Network (degenerates), that change the data.win file to ruin the experience.
It's a Pizza Tower (Network) only Word.
Wintard: Crashes the server
skyywalkr: Man these stupid fucking Wintards..
WeinerWash81: man fuck those wintards bro
Wintard by WeinerWash81 April 7, 2023

Wintard 

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Someone who actually pays for winrar.
Jerry is an absolute wintard he spent 30 euros on winrar.
Wintard by skopiy August 15, 2023

Winterdick 

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Shrinking of the penis brought about by exposure to cold surroundings.
girl. "Hahaa it's tiny!"
guy. "hey it's cold outside, this is just my winterdick, it'll go back to normal when it warms up."
Winterdick by Jaspar_J July 10, 2010
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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