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A derogatory term referring to persons that exclusively use and/or recommend Microsoft products and services such as Windows, Office, Exchange, IIS, .NET, etc. usually to the total exclusion of cheaper and better non-Microsoft alternatives.
Wintards are signified by their ignorance of and prejudice against any computer technology that is not produced from Redmond, WA, USA.
wintard by rapskat September 14, 2005
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One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.
You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.
wintard by Paul December 1, 2004
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One attending The Winston School in Dallas, TX. While Wintards are not fully retarted they are generally socially inept. Aslo most have some form of ADD or dyslexia.
Wow, look how stupid that Wintard is.
Wintard by Mr.Francko January 27, 2009
One who can not drive in the snow covered roads. Tends to drive a 2WD vehicle and tires may be near bald. This person may also be commonly found in a ditch, or sliding into another car.

You can also spot these people with a layer of ice and snow still on the car while driving.
Sorry I'm late to work today. Some wintard tried to pass me, spun out and hit another car. I had to stop.
Wintard by Slacker1357 February 12, 2013
A Word that describes retards in Pizza Tower Network (degenerates), that change the data.win file to ruin the experience.
It's a Pizza Tower (Network) only Word.
Wintard: Crashes the server
skyywalkr: Man these stupid fucking Wintards..
WeinerWash81: man fuck those wintards bro
Wintard by WeinerWash81 April 7, 2023
Someone who actually pays for winrar.
Jerry is an absolute wintard he spent 30 euros on winrar.
Wintard by skopiy August 15, 2023

Winterdick 

Shrinking of the penis brought about by exposure to cold surroundings.
girl. "Hahaa it's tiny!"
guy. "hey it's cold outside, this is just my winterdick, it'll go back to normal when it warms up."
Winterdick by Jaspar_J July 10, 2010