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A religious organization that is devoted to the belief that a woman's salvation lies in pleasing her man.

It rests on the key concept that a woman's true happiness comes from the lasting attention and authentic affection from a man.

The religion consists of several rules and regulations including: "Thou shalt never turn into a fat-ass." and "Thou shalt never let your man go hungry."

Wifeism also considers the home to be a temple, in which the most sacred room of worship is the kitchen.
Sorry, wearing "mom jeans" is against my religion - i recently converted to wifeism.

I was tired of being an angry feminist, and so i joined wifeism - now i regularly get oral sex!
wifeism by Natalie Savoureux May 11, 2011
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The dawn of a new era of wine appreciation.
Taking wine from the class to the cult status.
iv got my wineism in place, don't teach me the mannerism.
wineism by centerOcyclone June 25, 2008
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(Wife-ish) noun. The woman you have a monogamous long term relationship with, but refuse to marry.

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This is Emma, my wifeish.
wifeish by Dr.Blackthorne March 15, 2014

#_ymirs.wifeisthebest

The best mutual to ever exist💪😈
#_ymirs.wifeisthebest if you’re reading this, you’re hot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026