wifeism

A religious organization that is devoted to the belief that a woman's salvation lies in pleasing her man.

It rests on the key concept that a woman's true happiness comes from the lasting attention and authentic affection from a man.

The religion consists of several rules and regulations including: "Thou shalt never turn into a fat-ass." and "Thou shalt never let your man go hungry."

Wifeism also considers the home to be a temple, in which the most sacred room of worship is the kitchen.

Sorry, wearing "mom jeans" is against my religion - i recently converted to wifeism.

I was tired of being an angry feminist, and so i joined wifeism - now i regularly get oral sex!

by Natalie Savoureux May 11, 2011

wineism

The dawn of a new era of wine appreciation.
Taking wine from the class to the cult status.

iv got my wineism in place, don't teach me the mannerism.

by centerOcyclone June 25, 2008

wifeish

(Wife-ish) noun. The woman you have a monogamous long term relationship with, but refuse to marry.

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This is Emma, my wifeish.

by Dr.Blackthorne March 15, 2014

#_ymirs.wifeisthebest

The best mutual to ever exist💪😈

#_ymirs.wifeisthebest if you’re reading this, you’re hot

by hey mutual😏 June 9, 2021