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wimplo by Dtitilator November 30, 2023
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Wimpleton
A hooligan thats both a wimp and a simpleton, a mook about as strong as a goldfish and has the brain of one too. Perfect insult for pretentious ass clowns carrying dildos and alien guns.
Look at that english mook with the perm, I swear he's the biggest wimpleton going, hes asking for a bumming off grizzly Adams going down dodgie.
Wimpleton by JiminyBritshCricket April 10, 2012
Wimple
An expulsion of air from the end of a penis. Usually happens when a novice gives a blow job and actually blows air into the penis.
Also used as an insult, suggesting that someone is a dick-fart.
Also used as an insult, suggesting that someone is a dick-fart.
I knew she didn't know what she was doing -- I wimpled for an hour after she blew me.
Dude, you're such a wimple. Go back to your closet and cry.
Dude, you're such a wimple. Go back to your closet and cry.
Wimple by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016
Wimpcore
Wimpcore describes melodic music that sensitive men and women love. Enjoying wimpcore, rather than a criticism, is actually a badge of courage for men who like their dark rimmed glasses, books of bad poetry, and the love of women who think they are "sensitive" rather than the true stuck-up assholes that they really are.
I have to admit I love wimpcore. Coldplay, Death Cab for Cutie, and the Shins are my favorite bands.
Wimpcore by NCFroggieGirl February 13, 2010
wimplewee
wimplewee by TheOneWithTheHighGround January 12, 2021
Wimpocrat
1. A modern Liberal & Modern leftist, such as a Democrat. The origin of the word is unknown, but was most likely originally coined by Gerald Celente, founder of the Trends Journal. The word Wimpocrat does not apply to Classic Liberals.
2. A smug liberal. A snobby, holier than thou, arrogant, hypocrite. Loves big government and the nanny state. Usually 'fetishes' minorities, but might deep down be a racist. Advocates for the poor, and for "spreading the wealth" but will never associate with the "poor", let alone want to "donate" any of their own money. Usually is very intolerant of others views and opinions and resorts to personal attacks, name calling, lies and whininess.
They usually believes what CNN and the mainstream media pump out, they hate the Constitution (because of the second amendment) but will not hesitate to use the Constitution to support their cause. Because of their hypocrisy, and the fact that they are whiny wimps who hate the right to self defense & the second amendment, the words wimp and Democrat were combined to create the new word = Wimpocrat.
2. A smug liberal. A snobby, holier than thou, arrogant, hypocrite. Loves big government and the nanny state. Usually 'fetishes' minorities, but might deep down be a racist. Advocates for the poor, and for "spreading the wealth" but will never associate with the "poor", let alone want to "donate" any of their own money. Usually is very intolerant of others views and opinions and resorts to personal attacks, name calling, lies and whininess.
They usually believes what CNN and the mainstream media pump out, they hate the Constitution (because of the second amendment) but will not hesitate to use the Constitution to support their cause. Because of their hypocrisy, and the fact that they are whiny wimps who hate the right to self defense & the second amendment, the words wimp and Democrat were combined to create the new word = Wimpocrat.
In a tense interview with Breitbart.com editor Ben Shapiro on CNN, that Wimpocrat piers Morgan called the US Constitution “your little book”, as he continued his tirade for gun control.
Wimpocrat by paradoxicaldejavu January 15, 2013
Wimp-Lo
Based on the character in the 2002 film "Kung Pow! Enter the Fist" who triumphalistically claimed victory in a fight which he clearly lost, taking every setback as an indication that he was winning. It refers to demonstrably losing in every dimension of a (usually online) debate, yet being so proud and stubborn as to claim victory anyways.
While Matt was wrong on nearly every point he brought up, and failed to respond to all of the arguments against his position, he totally pulled a Wimp-Lo.
While Matt was wrong on nearly every point he brought up, and failed to respond to all of the arguments against his position, he totally pulled a Wimp-Lo.
While Matt was wrong on nearly every point he brought up, and failed to respond to all of the arguments against his position, he totally pulled a Wimp-Lo.
Wimp-Lo by Catholicus85 July 18, 2019
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