What Hollywood laughingly defines as a vampire these days; Vampires of the sparkly type (re: Twilight)
Jack: "I had to take my little sister to see the wimpire movie yesterday. I fell asleep."
Jill: "OMG but I heart Twilight!"
Jack: "I'm breaking up with you."
Jill: "OMG but I heart Twilight!"
Jack: "I'm breaking up with you."
by T0nk5_McD3an May 07, 2011
Get the wimpiremug. Any inconsiderate asshole or bitch who "bumps" their stereo while driving by, waking you from a deep sleep, and pisses you off.
Jack: "Why are you so bitchy today?"
Jane: "I got woken up at 4:30 this morning by a drive-by bumper. Some people are so rude!"
Jane: "I got woken up at 4:30 this morning by a drive-by bumper. Some people are so rude!"
by T0nk5_McD3an November 27, 2009
Get the drive-by bumpermug.