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Bruce Willised
Bruce Willised by Bastual March 15, 2024
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Willied my Wonka
1. For one to get have sex with another person's midget.
2. Also for one to have sex.
3. To explain a woman who is a realy good lay.
2. Also for one to have sex.
3. To explain a woman who is a realy good lay.
Willied my Wonka by Fredrick Polowaski "OGRE" July 28, 2006
Small Willied Man
A man who possesses a willy so small he takes his anger and jealousy out on everybody and thinks he has the biggest willy known to man. Generally gets disgusted anytime penises are mentioned in fear someone might ask him about his own.
Small-Willied Man- Man you are so bad at this game, I'm so much better than you fag, you're trash haha I'll fuck your mum
Big Willied Hero- You are the heredity ancestor of the small willied man, Penis Miniscullus.
Big Willied Hero- You are the heredity ancestor of the small willied man, Penis Miniscullus.
Small Willied Man by An actual Big Willed Lad June 9, 2018
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Willied
Willied by Jgreen042090 August 10, 2024
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