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To get ripped off so badly in a trade to the point that you’re forced to hear about it for the next 4 years in your fantasy football league with no end in sight.
AJ Green for a backup running back and Wes Welker? Wow you got willied
Willied by Javi305 October 10, 2019
When you don't get invited
Tony willied me to his daughters birthday party.
Willied by Jgreen042090 August 10, 2024
1.Past tense of willy.
2.To make love.
You have been willied.
willied by plato! October 24, 2024

Willied my Wonka 

1. For one to get have sex with another person's midget.
2. Also for one to have sex.
3. To explain a woman who is a realy good lay.
Man that girl willed my wonka..
Dude John had sex with lisa. So he willied my wonka.

Small Willied Man 

A man who possesses a willy so small he takes his anger and jealousy out on everybody and thinks he has the biggest willy known to man. Generally gets disgusted anytime penises are mentioned in fear someone might ask him about his own.
Small-Willied Man- Man you are so bad at this game, I'm so much better than you fag, you're trash haha I'll fuck your mum

Big Willied Hero- You are the heredity ancestor of the small willied man, Penis Miniscullus.

Free Willie Zone 

A Free Willie Zone is where men may lawfully expose their penis. Examples include toilets and locker rooms.
Gawd, looking at the line makes me glad to finally get to the men's room in this Free Willie Zone, during the halftime.
Free Willie Zone by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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