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Slapping a midget with a pizza paddle. It has to be a pizza paddle. This is the only type of paddle that will work.
Tiny Amy didn't think she could finish the workout until she got willhelmed by her trainer.
willhelm by Jshine June 27, 2016
Words you can keep
That one dude who screams in every movie
In Toy Story, when buzz falls out the window, Wilhelm screams
Wilhelm by Shrek the Justin March 20, 2023

Dr. Wilhelmy 

1. see allsyouhavetoknow
2. A derogatory term for a teacher of chemistry.
3. Novel, 2012 by Richard Wilhelmy
4. see water polo
5. A mental disorder in which one has difficulty explaining one's ideas or knowledge to another.
6. see armpit sweat
7. see homework
8. see pop quiz
9. A person, place, or thing that can be considered offensive to the majority of the population.
1. You see class, Dr. Wilhelmy is ...
2. Did you here about that new chem teacher? Yeah, he sure his a Dr. Wilhelmy.
3. R. Wilhelmy's book Dr. Wilhelmy was published in 2012. Few copies were sold, but it gave an archetype for the very worst literature.
4. I'm really good at Dr Wilhelmy.
5. The teacher, who was suffering from Dr. Wilhelmy, had trouble explaining to her class.
6. His shirt was damp with Dr. Wilhelmy
7. I hate when we have lots of Dr. Wilhelmy!!
8. The chemistry teacher was planning on pulling a Dr. Wilhelmy on the class.
9. I hate that guy... he's such a Dr. Wil
Dr. Wilhelmy by DOCKTERISH WILL December 14, 2011

Wilhelm II 

The Kaiser of Germany during WWI. Your history book spells it as William II. They are wrong. Please inform your class of this stupidity.
Student 1: So William II urged Germany to honor the Dual Alliance?
Student 2: No! Don't you read any other primary source documents? It's pronounced WILHELM! Wilhelm II.
Student 1: Was he a Nazi?
Student 2: That's WW2, you uneducated twat! Even though the Nationalist Socialist German Worker's Party came to power in 1933, you are STILL WRONG.
Student 1: You are such a nerd.
Wilhelm II by geekoutbitches February 28, 2011

Wilhelm keitel 

The founder and former owner of the gay club know as the authority a man who clicked on a malware like a idiot and had gay porn on his computer
A faggot: wilhelm Keitel isn't a gay queer with no friends

A Chad Ludushkan: more like kiketel
Wilhelm keitel by Not dripwell August 9, 2021

Wilhelmina 

A true Savage in all aspects of life. She is a crazy person but very fun to be around. Definitely a keeper if you ever find one.
Wilhelmina is an icee Savage and can drink the largest container on her own.
Wilhelmina by Futurenp March 14, 2017

dr. wilhelmy 

Something that is extremely bored or uncomfortable,
Don: What class do you have next?
Jake: Chemistry..
Don: You are surely gonna be a Dr. Wilhelmy !
Jake: You bet
dr. wilhelmy by I S2 Chemistry October 5, 2011
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Example 1:
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Example 2:
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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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