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Willem Powerfish 

Willem powerfish is a bloke that loves to chase 3 meter flattys on whole chooks, he spends most of his time at the brothel getting blokes. he has been cast netting sice he was three.
fuck did you see Willem Powerfish 3 meter flatty it was a dog of a cunt

Jan Willem 

The one man who can deal with everything. The biggest cojones in town. Be careful when asking Jan Willem for help. He will help you. Oh god, he will. He will be on it like a motherfucker. But his brilliance will shatter your own confidence forever. Relentlessly sexy, he could charm the birds out of a tree and the pants out of a nun.

Also, he is probably your real father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father
Luke: Jan Willem? ben jij dat?
Jan Willem by guacamollen May 16, 2018

Willem Dafoe 

He's a pretty healthy guy, as shown in his role in John Wick where he makes a smoothie.
"hey, you know that guy Willem Dafoe?"
"Yeah, he's a healthy guy!"

Willemming 

A word used in North London. The point in which someones personal space issues get so bad that it gets to the point where they are practically spooning you.
Dude, fucking stop! Your willemming all over me!
Willemming by TeeEmGee March 1, 2013
One of the sweetest people you'll ever meet. You'll love him like a brother. He will fall for everyone who is worthy and they better accept him for the quirky guy he is.
"Hey did u see Willem"

"Ya he's soo nice"
Willem by Sassy Photographer November 4, 2012

willemijn 

Willemijn is a really smart and pretty girl. You can call her awesome!
Willemijn is facking cool
willemijn by Motherkloon February 24, 2017