Wilke

A fat-ass that likes to jerk off in the corner during large parties.

Dude did you see Wilke last friday night?

by stosandputgay March 26, 2009

wilke

One for whom the simple rules of logic and common sense do not apply. One who cannot grasp reality.

If Gary Coleman thinks he can win the California Governor's race, he's a real Wilke.

by Truth Detector September 26, 2003

Wilke

An individual who has lost touch with reality. An individual in which reasoning does not take affect. A person of obsessive nature. A person in isolation.

Hey man, you're completely 'wilke.' Don't mess with that guy, he's 'wilke-o.' She's worse than freaked-out...she's gone 'wilke.'

by Buster Hymen October 3, 2003

Wilke

A fat ass Alaskan igloo dweller Who loves the IRL. Suffers from a severe multiple personality disorder leading him to believe "lefty" and his right hand mate "Fistina" love him for his personality. Hates CART and does not believe anyone atttends their races.

Wilke screws fistina while arguing with Lefty about Phoenix attendence in 1995.

by Tony George September 26, 2003

Wilke

Wilke is the most fantastic, caring and loving girl in the world. She's open and understanding and will put you first. Other than that, the has the spirit of a carefree child who is always laughing.

That's Wilke, everyone should have a Wilke.

by LePetitPrinceGB November 23, 2021

cooper wilke

a male with an inverted micro penis, usually a microscope is needed to see it

he had a cooper wilke, his penis was so small!

by Erik Nowak June 24, 2018

the "Wilke"

while having sex with your partner from behind and pulling your hands away from her hips slowly enough so that she doesn't really notice and then making face goggles with your hands. all the while trying not to laugh or get caught doing it and never telling her you did it

taking one hand off, then the other, then putting them up to your face. make a circle with your thumb and fore finger into a circle, put your middle finger, ring finger and pinkie around your jaw bone and tiwst your arms up to make hand goggles and a mask. all the while trying not to laugh histerically You have then achieved the "Wilke"

by dont get caught! July 4, 2011