The Wild-Wally theory is a combination of theories which add up to create another theory, so named.
It is the idea that Jordan Wild and
Sandy Metwally receive an increase in sexiness of exactly 15% every
day. This
will eventually reach the point where the accumulation of all the percentages make a number which is impossible to determine.
This is increased by 90% on the day that either Jordan'
s coat or
Sandy's shoes are worn by the invididual. They cannot both be worn on the same day, however, as the total percentage would reach over 100% and cause the appocalypse.
Person 1: OH MY GOD LOOK HOW SEXY THOSE PEOPLE ARE!
Person 2 : It's Jordan and
Sandy, haven't you heard of the Wild-
Wally Theory
Person 3: A
OWL