wilcoxson

The BEST last name in the world!!! Wilcoxsons are super smart and caring, unless they first name is molly. Then they awful. But love the wilcoxsons!!!

Hey, did you hear about that girl who got a 36 on the ACT? Yeah, it was a Wilcoxson. Of course.

wilcoxson by Mmmaaallliii March 14, 2017

Wilcoxing 

Wilcoxing the act of Tom Wilcox ignoring all of you calls and text. Disappearing for weeks and months at a time.

Hi tom where have you been for the last six months oh I just decided to do some wilcoxing.

Wilcoxing by Pete joe October 2, 2013

Wisconson bukkake special 

A Wisconson bukkake special is a race between two guys to cum in a girls mouth. To start out, each guy must milk the girls tit until they have an entire glass of milk, or until the woman cannot produce anymore milk. They then chug the milk as fast as they can. When they are done drinking they masturbate, and the first person to cum inside the girls mouth wins.

Yesterday, John and I had a Wisconson bukkake special, and the girl could not feed her baby because we drank all her milk.

Wisconson bukkake special by IAkaFool October 30, 2007

Wisconson 

Mispelled form of the state name, Wisconsin.
Also known as the Badger State, but not because it actually HAS a lot of badgers but because when it was first settled, miners dug holes in the side of hills, much like badgers, to create overnight shelters and semi-permanent homes.

I'm glad you LIVED in "Wisconson", because I'd hate to possibly live next door to an imbecile who can't even spell the state's name right.

Wisconson by Don't matter. June 8, 2007

Wilcoxing it

For a individual to take a extremely long time to complete a small or simple task.
To wake up angry every day to the fact of a small penis.

It took Dave over a hour to screw in a light bulb , he was totally wilcoxing it so he didn’t have to do any more work before lunch . He also has to sit down to pee .

Wilcoxing it by Jmagee August 12, 2019

wilcockson 

One who takes a century to drink a pint, one who likes using similarities.
And most definitely knows everything about anything

Your so wilcockson

wilcockson by Rowlcopter May 10, 2020

Wilcoxing 

The act of unwanted holding and cuddling while highly intoxicated. Usually unwanted.

Dude did you see that guy wilcoxing the drunk girl from New York. She was totally not into it.

Wilcoxing by Station89 June 3, 2017