Wilcoxing 

Wilcoxing the act of Tom Wilcox ignoring all of you calls and text. Disappearing for weeks and months at a time.

Hi tom where have you been for the last six months oh I just decided to do some wilcoxing.

Wilcoxing by Pete joe October 2, 2013

Wilcoxing 

The act of unwanted holding and cuddling while highly intoxicated. Usually unwanted.

Dude did you see that guy wilcoxing the drunk girl from New York. She was totally not into it.

Wilcoxing by Station89 June 3, 2017

Wilcoxing it

For a individual to take a extremely long time to complete a small or simple task.
To wake up angry every day to the fact of a small penis.

It took Dave over a hour to screw in a light bulb , he was totally wilcoxing it so he didn’t have to do any more work before lunch . He also has to sit down to pee .

Wilcoxing it by Jmagee August 12, 2019

welcoming potato 

A "Welcoming Potato™" is when you add a potato emoji (🥔) as a reaction to a user's first, introductory, post in a Discord chat server.

It is customary to hand out Welcoming Potatoes to new users and is generally considered a sign of a kind and welcoming community. Some may also use the amount of potatoes given per new user as a metric for activity, or how welcoming a community is.

Q: What's up with all the potatoes in #introductions
A: Those are Welcoming Potatoes™, they are customary on Discord.

X: You should join this Discord server, tons of starch
Y: Nice!

welcoming potato by BrendlefitchCrundlescratch September 16, 2018

Willowing 

The act of bending without breaking.

Even though the experience was difficult she continued willowing through it. strength resilience zen-like going with the flow surrendering to what is

Willowing by willowing January 15, 2015

Wilsoning 

When one pauses during cunnilingus and looks up at the female recipient such that only the top portion of their face is visible to the recipient. The term is derived from the character Wilson on the TV show Home Improvement.

Stop Wilsoning and finish me off!

Wilsoning by Haley Sparkles September 23, 2005

wilsoning 

The art of fisting a woman while she is on her period, and then slapping her face with your blooded hand, making her look like Wilson from castaway

"You can fist me if you want, but I'm ony period at the moment"
"I'm fine with that, as long as you're down for some wilsoning afterwards"

wilsoning by ocean_of_ypres January 18, 2015