Wisconson 

Mispelled form of the state name, Wisconsin.
Also known as the Badger State, but not because it actually HAS a lot of badgers but because when it was first settled, miners dug holes in the side of hills, much like badgers, to create overnight shelters and semi-permanent homes.

I'm glad you LIVED in "Wisconson", because I'd hate to possibly live next door to an imbecile who can't even spell the state's name right.

Wisconson by Don't matter. June 8, 2007

Wisconson 

A midwestern state where:
Everyone has a fixation on the words "Don't you know?"
EVERY winter your driveway freezes over.
There are about 5 good-looking in the entire state.
Everyone's mood revolves around ONE football team.
The Biggest city there is known for its beer (AND has a crappy baseball team named after that fact).
Is known for its badgers.
Having dead things on the road and nobody really cares (or cleans it up).
The Biggest resort area is in the middle of nowhere, and you can't go there half the time cause its too DARN COLD!!!
The one saving factor of this state?
Cheese

I should know. I LIVED there.

A place that you should never live. Unless you're offered a million dollars.

Wisconson by Rice May 13, 2005

wisconson 

the largest suburb of chicago il.

the only thing wisconson is good for is cheese, ammo, bait, beer brats, and fire works...all of which you can find in the same store about 2 miles north of the wi./il. border

wisconson by jizzle dizzle July 24, 2006

Wisconson bukkake special 

A Wisconson bukkake special is a race between two guys to cum in a girls mouth. To start out, each guy must milk the girls tit until they have an entire glass of milk, or until the woman cannot produce anymore milk. They then chug the milk as fast as they can. When they are done drinking they masturbate, and the first person to cum inside the girls mouth wins.

Yesterday, John and I had a Wisconson bukkake special, and the girl could not feed her baby because we drank all her milk.

Wisconson bukkake special by IAkaFool October 30, 2007

wisconson suprise 

When you have incest with your furry cousin

Did you see all that fur that went flying when I gave my sister's dog a wisconson suprise.

wisconson suprise by PootIsCupcake September 17, 2016

wisconson pube stache 

a guy nuts on a guy/girls face and puts hair on it and lets it dry and they peel it off after 48 hours

wisconson pube stache was given to liza by Jonathan and Jacob

wisconson pube stache by eugenedinglbry May 28, 2025

Wisconsin Death Trip

The Wisconsin Death trip is a celebration of life in the midst of death, and a celebration of death in the midst of life. Common elements of the death trip include:

The Funeral Drinking Game
Photography of the person laying in state.
The endless loop Seasons of Your Life animation montage of the deceased
Memorial Day cemetery picnics
Cookie Cutters made from home casting raised letters from tombstones
Meeting a future spouse at a funeral

Dealing with death stress by having particularly good sex

But, there are regional variations.

Some of this has been documented in a book called Wisconsin Death Trip by Michael Lesy, Charles Van Schaik, and Warren Susman.

I thought I could escape the Wisconsin Death Trip by moving away from Wisconsin until I realized that we all carry the Wisconsin death trip within us — even people who aren’t from Wisconsin.

Wisconsin Death Trip by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 8, 2022