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Wikking is quickly messaging someone when battery falls under 5%.
Boy A: "Whoa dude I rekaly need to tell yuo soemthing"
Boy B: "What's with the typos?"
Boy A: "CAN'T AFFORD CORRECTUNG!! I'M WIKKING"
Wikking by FewMomentsOfWisdom July 10, 2015

winking boner 

When a girls wink at you is so cute/hot that it gives you a boner.
I got a winking boner as i was walking to my next class from my hot english teacher.
winking boner by dj lemon May 21, 2012

wonton winking 

A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.
Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!

- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
wonton winking by Deseka November 1, 2008

p*winking 

I suggestive sexual term referring to the art of touching one's self inappropriatly
I'm just going to be p*winking in my basement all weekend.
p*winking by dabreezey March 16, 2010

john wicking 

Act of John Wicking is when you put a bounty on some one's head so high that every hit man in the world wants to kill them. This definition came to be from a hit movie by same name John Wick. In this movie Keanu Reeves, is being hunted by every hit man in the world. It is also a matter of pride and honor when you are being John Wicked because it means you are too good and one or two people cannot finish the Job, and you must be "John Wicked" for the problem to be taken care of.
1. He insulted the Sicilian Mafia, this will not go away so easily, rest assured that they are going to be John Wicking him out of existence.

2. Wolf: They activated every CIA sleeper agent in the world for one singular mission....Killing you!!!.
Josh: What? Wh-wh-why? I'm being John Wicked?. Why are they John Wicking me ?
john wicking by Uk2001UK August 29, 2019

The Winking Skeever 

When you tickle one's butthole with a winking motion of your eyelash, while giving them a reach-around.'

ALSO

A bar inside the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim game.
That skanky bitch just gave me the winking skeever last night, but the joke is on her cause now she has pink eye.

That whore took such a close look at my balloon knot, she damn near gave me a winking skeever.

{Skyrim} My character went into The Winking Skeever, paid a septim, and recieved the winking skeever and now has learned a new shout!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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