The juice containing of wiggles
Wiggle juice is a common juice in
Africa. It brings their culture together in
one harmony. It was said to believe that over 10000 years ago, Africans used this wiggle juice to cure diseases.
Wiggle juice is a special juice made from toe hair and belly button lint with a hint of lemon juice.
When you drink it, it makes you start wiggling. You feel the sensation all around your
body. You start to wiggle for about 30 minutes. After the effect wears off, you start to have a craving for
toes. The craving usually lasts for 5 hours. If you want to
stop the craving faster, you need to drink milk.
Modern african: yo dawg lemme hit that wiggle juice
homie
Modern african 2: ok dawg let’s wiggle on eachother
xDAfrican 10000 years ago: do you wan to drink da wiggle joos to cure da
aids
African 10000 years ago 2: leleleleleleldodldollolo