wifif

When you can spell the word wifi

Sorry I was late my wifif crashed for 3 days

by YuMum March 8, 2021

WIFIF

An acronym for When I Fuck, I Fuck. Famously said by South-London "geezer" and debt collector Michael Harris.

"I was fucking my wife but I wasn't putting any effort in"
"Not me..... when I fuck, I fuck" (WIFIF)

by rangerdelta July 6, 2022

WIFIF

Woman In Film I'd Fuck

Did you know she owns a Alexa Mini LF, shes such a WIFIF

by GripReaper February 5, 2023

Wifi Parasite

People that buy a latte to sit in a coffee shop or similar venue for free wifi.

I walked in to a bagel shop for a bagel and noticed a table full of wifi parasites, laptops open, paper and pens out and pure business discussions flowing.

by Marcellus_Wallace October 13, 2014

Mcdonald's Wifi

Very bad, laggy internet. Usually is an insult during gaming in group chat referring that you have bad wifi.

- GG

Bro your not hosting your on Mcdonald's Wifi

by Difiner To Define October 17, 2016

WifiTaxer

A mystical boy who sucks on your face when you sleep and steals your wifi

The WifiTaxer is coming to get you!

by F.J.G.M January 19, 2019

wifibes

Transmit or give out a feeling or atmosphere towards someone having WIFI problems.

"WIFI... please!!" shrieked Mellow frustratedly. The WIFI had cut out for the third time that evening.

"Sending the good wifibes", replied Fresh in an attempt to temper the anger.

by F reshleaf April 16, 2022