paddlepop

Very uptight, anal retentive person. Named for the fact they have a stick up their ass.

Monica complained about me not washing my hands before using her computer.
Don't worry about her, she's a paddlepop.

by Cuddles McStig June 22, 2009

Russian paddlepop

When a man had anal intercourse, pulls out, then the partner licks the fecal matter off his penis like a Paddlepop

"Did you meet my sister at the wedding?"
"Yeah bro, she had my russian paddlepop"

by Gnardie November 10, 2018

strawberry paddlepop

When a guy looks down on his cock and discovers that its covered in blood because his girlfriend forgot to tell him she was on her period/rags.

Is also known as an ice-cream on a stick.

Dude! My girl Kate gave me a strawberry paddlepop!

WTF! You pulled out your cock and it had period blood all over it?

Yeh dude! The bitch gave me a strawberry paddlepop!

Whatta whore!

by Friday13 August 6, 2010

Chocolate Paddlepop

When put your hand down your pants and starch around and inside your asshole so you can pull it out, to have a sniff and lick of your left overs down there.

My ass crack was real sweaty so I had a chocolate paddlepop to make sure it was okay down there.

by Herpetology February 10, 2019

paddlepuss

Originally a surfer term. A person who plays in the white water and is afraid to stray from the beach. Can more largely be referred to someone who is afraid to take a risk.

I dare you to eat that centipede, don't be a paddlepuss!

by SallyTheSillySalmon September 19, 2021

paddleboat

v. Very similar to the term motorboat, but instead of moving one's head side to side, you use one hand on the outside of each boob, alternating pushing them back and forth against one's face while it stays still and making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

John - "Man, Mary's tits were so nice, I just Paddleboat (ed) the shit out of them!"

by Chops & Stuck July 5, 2007

paddleboner

When you get paddled by your high school principal for being naughty, and you get a boner from the pain.

Dang, Kelly was late to school again and now his baby penis has a paddleboner.

by dodo bird fart nugget May 10, 2016