paddlepop
Monica complained about me not washing my hands before using her computer.
Don't worry about her, she's a paddlepop.
Don't worry about her, she's a paddlepop.
paddlepop by Cuddles McStig June 22, 2009
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Russian paddlepop
When a man had anal intercourse, pulls out, then the partner licks the fecal matter off his penis like a Paddlepop
Russian paddlepop by Gnardie November 10, 2018
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strawberry paddlepop
When a guy looks down on his cock and discovers that its covered in blood because his girlfriend forgot to tell him she was on her period/rags.
Is also known as an ice-cream on a stick.
Is also known as an ice-cream on a stick.
Dude! My girl Kate gave me a strawberry paddlepop!
WTF! You pulled out your cock and it had period blood all over it?
Yeh dude! The bitch gave me a strawberry paddlepop!
Whatta whore!
WTF! You pulled out your cock and it had period blood all over it?
Yeh dude! The bitch gave me a strawberry paddlepop!
Whatta whore!
strawberry paddlepop by Friday13 August 6, 2010
Chocolate Paddlepop
When put your hand down your pants and starch around and inside your asshole so you can pull it out, to have a sniff and lick of your left overs down there.
Chocolate Paddlepop by Herpetology February 10, 2019
paddlepuss
Originally a surfer term. A person who plays in the white water and is afraid to stray from the beach. Can more largely be referred to someone who is afraid to take a risk.
paddlepuss by SallyTheSillySalmon September 19, 2021
paddleboat
v. Very similar to the term motorboat, but instead of moving one's head side to side, you use one hand on the outside of each boob, alternating pushing them back and forth against one's face while it stays still and making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
paddleboat by Chops & Stuck July 5, 2007
paddleboner
When you get paddled by your high school principal for being naughty, and you get a boner from the pain.
paddleboner by dodo bird fart nugget May 10, 2016
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