wifefriend

A wife that you still treat as your girlfriend. You take your wifefriend out on dates and ensure that you remain playful and light hearted, not allowing routine and daily life chores to dim the light of romance. Your wifefriend is cute and helps you do this by responding well and adorably to your courting romantic advances.

I love you my wifefriend.

My wife is still like a girlfriend, my wife is a wifefriend.

wifefriend by alizeepmp June 8, 2021

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Wikifriend

A friend whose mind or opinion on something can be changed simply by an opposing comment.

Bill: That movie wasn't too amazing.

Kiefer: I thought it was pretty good.

Bill: Yeah, me too.

Kiefer: Nice to have a wikifriend like you.

Wikifriend by Tamer Sutherland October 9, 2008

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wifefriend • Wikifriend • wirlfriend

WikiFriend

A friend whose opinion of a movie or song is swayed by what other people/The Internet says, regardless of how they feel.

Frank: I really liked that movie
Bob: I hated that movie
Frank: Yeah, me too
Bob: You're such a WikiFriend! Just make your own opinion.

WikiFriend by Thelonious Bone October 19, 2010

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wirlfriend

My soon to be fiance but have not asked me to marry as yet- as my divorce has not come through yet

Dublin saying - "I'm still waiting for my divorce to be legalised and my wirlfriend isn't happy as she wants a ring on her finger"

wirlfriend by Killeeza December 3, 2011

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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