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We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty by palledenseje1998 November 29, 2021
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Void Your Warranty
Void Your Warranty by CIL Prod. August 17, 2008
tail-light warranty
Construction work, or an installation, of questional means and/or methods that is warranted for as long as the contractor's or subcontractor's tail-lights on his departing work truck are still visible.
This alternate routing option was, sadly, my idea and will likely come with only a tail-light warranty.
tail-light warranty by johnny speedpork December 14, 2010
boob warranty
the ability to return broken or normally un-returnable items to the store due to favortism for having a large chest.
mandi spilled water on her brand new macbook pro and got it replaced for free under the boob warranty.
boob warranty by stacykiller December 4, 2010
Your car’s extended warranty
Scammer: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty...”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”
Your car’s extended warranty by gymscooter January 7, 2021
tailgate warranty
When item is sold and delivered or dropped off by seller and the item comes with warranty as long as u can see the tailgate of the delivery vehicle. Once the tailgate is out of sight, your purchase is out of warranty.
Seller: I'll drop off your new stove later .
Buyer: does it have warranty?
Seller: it comes with certified tailgate warranty.
Buyer: wtf?
Seller: it has warranty as long as u can see my trucks tailgate!
Buyer: does it have warranty?
Seller: it comes with certified tailgate warranty.
Buyer: wtf?
Seller: it has warranty as long as u can see my trucks tailgate!
tailgate warranty by PappaChino July 13, 2017
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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