Construction work, or an installation, of questional means and/or methods that is warranted for as long as the contractor's or subcontractor's tail-lights on his departing work truck are still visible.

This alternate routing option was, sadly, my idea and will likely come with only a tail-light warranty.

tail-light warranty by johnny speedpork December 14, 2010

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boob warranty

the ability to return broken or normally un-returnable items to the store due to favortism for having a large chest.

mandi spilled water on her brand new macbook pro and got it replaced for free under the boob warranty.

boob warranty by stacykiller December 4, 2010

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Your car’s extended warranty

The thing that you should have received something in the mail about.

Scammer: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty...”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”

Your car’s extended warranty by gymscooter January 7, 2021

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tailgate warranty

When item is sold and delivered or dropped off by seller and the item comes with warranty as long as u can see the tailgate of the delivery vehicle. Once the tailgate is out of sight, your purchase is out of warranty.

Seller: I'll drop off your new stove later .

Buyer: does it have warranty?

Seller: it comes with certified tailgate warranty.

Buyer: wtf?

Seller: it has warranty as long as u can see my trucks tailgate!

tailgate warranty by PappaChino July 13, 2017

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