Definitions by gymscooter

I-66 

Not to be confused with the old Route 66, I-66 is an Interstate Highway in Virginia and DC that will cause mental health issues down the road. (No pun intended). Despite having like 19 fucking lanes, traffic is ALWAYS backed up, usually for no fucking reason whatsoever.

"How are you getting to the meeting later?"
"I'm taking I-66."
"Are you serious? You won't get there till next week!"

I-66 by gymscooter January 7, 2021

Your car’s extended warranty 

The thing that you should have received something in the mail about.

Scammer: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty...”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”

Your car’s extended warranty by gymscooter January 7, 2021