Nick : 13 month after I bought it, my iPod doesn't work anymore.
Mom : I told you it wasn't going to last longer than the warranty.
Mom : I told you it wasn't going to last longer than the warranty.
by DaSNooZ April 03, 2009
the ability to return broken or normally un-returnable items to the store due to favortism for having a large chest.
mandi spilled water on her brand new macbook pro and got it replaced for free under the boob warranty.
by stacykiller December 04, 2010
When item is sold and delivered or dropped off by seller and the item comes with warranty as long as u can see the tailgate of the delivery vehicle. Once the tailgate is out of sight, your purchase is out of warranty.
Seller: I'll drop off your new stove later .
Buyer: does it have warranty?
Seller: it comes with certified tailgate warranty.
Buyer: wtf?
Seller: it has warranty as long as u can see my trucks tailgate!
Buyer: does it have warranty?
Seller: it comes with certified tailgate warranty.
Buyer: wtf?
Seller: it has warranty as long as u can see my trucks tailgate!
by PappaChino July 13, 2017
Too buy an item from a store. If that item breaks you return to the store buy the same item again and return the broken one saying that you bought it broken.
Johhny bought a Playstation 3 and broke it. So he went out bought the same PS3 switched the broken one to the knew one and returned it saying it was broken and got his money back all cash, and thats what you call a nigga warranty.
by Greek Mafia December 10, 2008
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