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warranty burn
warranty burn by Loochness September 4, 2013
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We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty by palledenseje1998 November 29, 2021
Void Your Warranty
Void Your Warranty by CIL Prod. August 17, 2008
tail-light warranty
Construction work, or an installation, of questional means and/or methods that is warranted for as long as the contractor's or subcontractor's tail-lights on his departing work truck are still visible.
This alternate routing option was, sadly, my idea and will likely come with only a tail-light warranty.
tail-light warranty by johnny speedpork December 14, 2010
boob warranty
the ability to return broken or normally un-returnable items to the store due to favortism for having a large chest.
mandi spilled water on her brand new macbook pro and got it replaced for free under the boob warranty.
boob warranty by stacykiller December 4, 2010
Your car’s extended warranty
Scammer: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty...”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”
Your car’s extended warranty by gymscooter January 7, 2021
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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