whoremoans
She was having such a problem with her whoremoans that the next door neighbor bought her a ballgag as a christmas present.
whoremoans by MayCauseSideEffects March 9, 2011
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Whoremoans
Noun. The excuse women use to deflect any sort of blame off of themselves when acting irratically; a defense mechanism as to not take responsibility for their actions.
Girlfriend: "I'm sorry baby, I know I did things behind your back -- lied, cheated, screamed at you and had another man's baby... I don't know what I was thinking... My hormones must just be ridiculous right now, omg!"
Boyfriend: "Bitch don't feed me some bullshit insanity defense. Call it your whoremoans and maybe we can agree on something for once."
Boyfriend: "Bitch don't feed me some bullshit insanity defense. Call it your whoremoans and maybe we can agree on something for once."
Whoremoans by Mushy Mase April 10, 2011
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whoremoans
similar to the brain function "hormones". Only, whoremoans are when platonic male friends of females decide they want to jump the river & cross the line. Then when the girl gives in because she doesn't want to be rude & ruin their friendship, this is "whoremoans".
whoremoans by nicole C May 23, 2006
whoremoans
John: dude, I dont know what's wrong with Sherry, it's as if she likes nothing anymore.
Jake: dude, i think she has the whoremoans. I saw her with Richard a couple days ago!
Jake: dude, i think she has the whoremoans. I saw her with Richard a couple days ago!
whoremoans by proffessor010 May 9, 2011
whoremonica
Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.
Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.
whoremonica by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007
whoremaster
A whoremaster can refer to a pimp or a man who prefers to shag women of easy virtue (e.g. tarts/ prostitutes)
"That guy will shag anything man. He's a right fuckin whoremaster"
"Take yer bags and fuck off out of my house, ya whoremasterin' bastard!"
"Take yer bags and fuck off out of my house, ya whoremasterin' bastard!"
whoremaster by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004
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