proffessor010's definitions

whoremoans

When a cheating girlfriend bitches and moans about stupid things to force a breakup

John: dude, I dont know what's wrong with Sherry, it's as if she likes nothing anymore.

Jake: dude, i think she has the whoremoans. I saw her with Richard a couple days ago!

by proffessor010 May 9, 2011

Besticle

A male best friend.

Hey Jane, have you meet my besticle Josh?

by proffessor010 September 8, 2010

Wi-Five

A high five from a distance, usually affected by the presence of obstacles that separate both high-fiving parties.

there were five people sitting between me and Jim so we had to Wi-Five

by proffessor010 September 10, 2010

Breastfriend

A female best friend

Jean has been my breastfriend since high school.

by proffessor010 September 8, 2010

Ninja poop

A poop that sneaks up on you when least expected!

Man 1: oh! (runs)
Man 2: Where is he going?
Man 3: Bathroom. That was a ninja poop.

by proffessor010 April 17, 2011

fbf

Facebook friend

A: how long have you know Cheryl?
B: Three months maybe. Idk, we're just FBFs.

by proffessor010 October 20, 2010

yawnese

The unclear language one speaks when yawning

Adam: Gosh am so tired!
Becca: I know, you've been speaking yawnese all night.

by proffessor010 October 16, 2010