7 definitions by proffessor010

Jean has been my breastfriend since high school.

Hey Jane, have you meet my besticle Josh?

Man 1: oh! (runs)
Man 2: Where is he going?
Man 3: Bathroom. That was a ninja poop.

A: how long have you know Cheryl?
B: Three months maybe. Idk, we're just FBFs.

John: dude, I dont know what's wrong with Sherry, it's as if she likes nothing anymore.

Jake: dude, i think she has the whoremoans. I saw her with Richard a couple days ago!

there were five people sitting between me and Jim so we had to Wi-Five

Adam: Gosh am so tired!
Becca: I know, you've been speaking yawnese all night.