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whoremoans

When a cheating girlfriend bitches and moans about stupid things to force a breakup
John: dude, I dont know what's wrong with Sherry, it's as if she likes nothing anymore.

Jake: dude, i think she has the whoremoans. I saw her with Richard a couple days ago!
by proffessor010 May 9, 2011
mugGet the whoremoansmug.

Besticle

Hey Jane, have you meet my besticle Josh?
by proffessor010 September 8, 2010
mugGet the Besticlemug.

Wi-Five

A high five from a distance, usually affected by the presence of obstacles that separate both high-fiving parties.
there were five people sitting between me and Jim so we had to Wi-Five
by proffessor010 September 10, 2010
mugGet the Wi-Fivemug.

Breastfriend

Jean has been my breastfriend since high school.
by proffessor010 September 8, 2010
mugGet the Breastfriendmug.

Ninja poop

A poop that sneaks up on you when least expected!
Man 1: oh! (runs)
Man 2: Where is he going?
Man 3: Bathroom. That was a ninja poop.
by proffessor010 April 17, 2011
mugGet the Ninja poopmug.

fbf

A: how long have you know Cheryl?
B: Three months maybe. Idk, we're just FBFs.
by proffessor010 October 20, 2010
mugGet the fbfmug.

yawnese

The unclear language one speaks when yawning
Adam: Gosh am so tired!
Becca: I know, you've been speaking yawnese all night.
by proffessor010 October 16, 2010
mugGet the yawnesemug.

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