whoremoans

the loud sounds of pleasure being made by a woman in the throes of passion.

She was having such a problem with her whoremoans that the next door neighbor bought her a ballgag as a christmas present.

by MayCauseSideEffects March 9, 2011

Whoremoans

Noun. The excuse women use to deflect any sort of blame off of themselves when acting irratically; a defense mechanism as to not take responsibility for their actions.

Girlfriend: "I'm sorry baby, I know I did things behind your back -- lied, cheated, screamed at you and had another man's baby... I don't know what I was thinking... My hormones must just be ridiculous right now, omg!"

Boyfriend: "Bitch don't feed me some bullshit insanity defense. Call it your whoremoans and maybe we can agree on something for once."

by Mushy Mase April 10, 2011

whoremoans

similar to the brain function "hormones". Only, whoremoans are when platonic male friends of females decide they want to jump the river & cross the line. Then when the girl gives in because she doesn't want to be rude & ruin their friendship, this is "whoremoans".

yeah, well Sally hooked up with Harry I guess. Her damn whoremoans or something.

by nicole C May 23, 2006

whoremoans

When a cheating girlfriend bitches and moans about stupid things to force a breakup

John: dude, I dont know what's wrong with Sherry, it's as if she likes nothing anymore.

Jake: dude, i think she has the whoremoans. I saw her with Richard a couple days ago!

by proffessor010 May 9, 2011

whoremoans (n)

The essence of young teenage girls that creates an urge to become slutty; the teenage whore quality.

Nate's cousins are getting whoremoans, soon Aaron will be on them like a catholic priest on a choir boy!

by Milkaeway March 5, 2004

whoremonica

Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.

Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.

by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007

whoremaster

A whoremaster can refer to a pimp or a man who prefers to shag women of easy virtue (e.g. tarts/ prostitutes)

"That guy will shag anything man. He's a right fuckin whoremaster"

"Take yer bags and fuck off out of my house, ya whoremasterin' bastard!"

by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004