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whorehoused 

an unfavorable outcome; to be completely screwed; to be out of options
He only gave me $5 for that dime sack? You gotta be shitting me, I got whorehoused.
whorehoused by JTisKing April 20, 2010

Whoreology

The science of detecting a Whore. This "science" is almost an art form. It is the very precise and acute way that someone can detect if a woman is a "Whore". This science is inherent in all men but becomes more robust as they encounter more whores and know what to look for.
Me - how did you know that chick was a whore?

You - Whoreology my son. Whoreology.
Whoreology by Habib Patels November 2, 2010

whoremonica 

Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.
Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.
whoremonica by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007

whoredown 

an event in which friends go out, usually to a club or bar, to dance; a hoedown with whore-dancing (often alchohol-influenced)
"Whoredown tonight?"

"Girl, you won't be able to get me away from that pole."
whoredown by akefira February 21, 2012

Whoredorable

How to describe a hot slut/prostitute to others, without making it seem like you want to screw her, incriminating yourself as dirty or desperate.
You - That bitch is whoredorable, look at that cleavage.

Random - what the hell is wrong with you? half the football team tapped that.

You - stfu, she is a still a whore. Don't you play football?

Random - *awkward silence*
Whoredorable by Senor El Soupo March 26, 2012

whorebows 

The act of a hussie throwing her elbows out while grabbing the base of a gentleman's cock during fellatio.
Hambone: Ay yo bitch! Don't knock over my lamp with your damn whorebows.
whorebows by whorebow January 11, 2014