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whorehoused 

an unfavorable outcome; to be completely screwed; to be out of options
He only gave me $5 for that dime sack? You gotta be shitting me, I got whorehoused.
whorehoused by JTisKing April 20, 2010

Whoreology

The science of detecting a Whore. This "science" is almost an art form. It is the very precise and acute way that someone can detect if a woman is a "Whore". This science is inherent in all men but becomes more robust as they encounter more whores and know what to look for.
Me - how did you know that chick was a whore?

You - Whoreology my son. Whoreology.
Whoreology by Habib Patels November 2, 2010

whoremonica 

Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.
Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.
whoremonica by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007

whoredown 

an event in which friends go out, usually to a club or bar, to dance; a hoedown with whore-dancing (often alchohol-influenced)
"Whoredown tonight?"

"Girl, you won't be able to get me away from that pole."
whoredown by akefira February 21, 2012

Whoredorable

How to describe a hot slut/prostitute to others, without making it seem like you want to screw her, incriminating yourself as dirty or desperate.
You - That bitch is whoredorable, look at that cleavage.

Random - what the hell is wrong with you? half the football team tapped that.

You - stfu, she is a still a whore. Don't you play football?

Random - *awkward silence*
Whoredorable by Senor El Soupo March 26, 2012

whorebows 

The act of a hussie throwing her elbows out while grabbing the base of a gentleman's cock during fellatio.
Hambone: Ay yo bitch! Don't knock over my lamp with your damn whorebows.
whorebows by whorebow January 11, 2014
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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