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whorehoused 

an unfavorable outcome; to be completely screwed; to be out of options
He only gave me $5 for that dime sack? You gotta be shitting me, I got whorehoused.
whorehoused by JTisKing April 20, 2010

Whorthodox 

someone who identifies themselves as very religious and yet still partakes in whore like activities.
-yo, did you hear that Leah hooked up with three guys last night.
-really, i thought she was jewish.
-she is, she's such a whorthodox.
Whorthodox by DFLOW522 February 14, 2010

Whorelord 

He manages a whole bunch of hookers in the red light district - he's a bigtime whorelord.
Whorelord by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010

Whorehands 

A disease spread from genitals. Gives the uncontrollable urge to touch the genitals of either sex, regardless of hygiene or size.
Can be contracted by infected user touching your genitalia. There is not, and never will be, a cure.
"Oh my gosh, Alison has WHOREHANDS! We better not let her touch us!"
Whorehands by Chayri January 1, 2010

Hillbilly whorehouse 

A brothel that is run by a hillbilly male wherein he pimps out all of his direct female relatives including his mother, wives and daughters to other hillbilly's(male relatives get preference). Hillbilly whorehouses are widespread throughout the southern states of America and are known to be incest hot-spots as well as fronts for moonshine running.
Travis: "Damn Pa, ma rode me like a rodeo horse at the hillbilly whorehouse last night".

Pa: "If ya think your mamma's good you gotta try your sister Tiffany she had me groaning like a nascar engine".

whorehound 

Someone who will happily pay all the money they can for meaningless sex from random sluts.
Gabriel is such a whorehound, he'd rather pay for meaningless sex than get fucked for free from someone who loves him!
whorehound by Madame Chaotica September 30, 2008