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Chainlink 

Crypto currency coin. Known for doing a cool 10x since 2019 meanwhile mainstream coins and utterly shit coins have done 200x to 5000x since 2019. The ultimate midwit coin.
Oh great another chainlink thread has been posted on /biz, let’s troll them and remind them that an absolute retard who held bitcoin or dogecoin during that time would have higher gains than them.
Good idea anon, let’s see them coping saying how they will 10x in 30 years.
Chainlink by kenneth flatley October 12, 2021
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Chainlink 

The most useless cryptocoin ever created. Only purpose is to check the price of other coins.
I mortgaged my home to go all in Chainlink thinking it was going to 1000$, and now I'm homeless.
Chainlink by megalodon333 June 13, 2018

chainlink 

Follow the chainlink to obtain info in addition to that already provided by the frequented site.
chainlink by Hercolena Oliver December 9, 2008

Bulgarian Chainlink

When 2 gay men put their dicks inside eachothers asshole at the same time
Adrian “yo Keith lets do a Bulgarian chainlink
Keith “yesss! Havent done one of those is ages!”
Bulgarian Chainlink by Dr Dingdong November 5, 2025

chaining 

Following related links on websites like Wikipedia or YouTube until you end up on something completely unrelated to what you were initially looking for.

As a verb: to chain
"I went to look up the Columbia shuttle disaster but after an hour of chaining I somehow ended up on Elizabeth Bathory."

John: Did you get that report done?
Steve: Nope, I wasted the whole night chaining on Wikipedia.
chaining by Xeno_the_Blind April 18, 2008

Dick Chaining 

To go from one dick to another, like chain smoking.
"OMG Sarah was so dick chaining last night"
Dick Chaining by Zoayeeeee Hopper February 5, 2009
Noun - a fat "Chinaman" who eats so much pork-fried rice, he can barely walk.
Azim Rana - YO Rachel Humphrey/N-word did you see that Hue-mungo Chinlin eating all the food at the Twin Super Buffet? He ate all my Sushi!

Rachel Humphrey - AY, WHO THE FUCK DO YOUs THINK YOU ARE! I'm Rachel Mutha-Phuckin' Humphrey! ...And Hells yea, I saw that Chinlin a mile away, he looks like Ya Mama!

Azim Rana - Whoa I just got verbally bitchslapped!