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0wn3d so badly that you can only compaire it to being whored out, the one doing owning is obviously the pimp
OMG he just got wh0r3'd!
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whordiot 

A portmanteau of whore and idiot. Coined by Malory Archer in the tv show Archer.
Pam: "Holy shitspace! Hey guys, we got a problem!"
Cheryl: "Duh! The party's starting and this dress makes me look like a whore!"
Malory: "Oh, you don't look like a whore... An idiot, maybe. Or both. Yes, a... whordiot."

Tony: "Your majesty, and you are just, so... What's the word I'm looking for?"
Cheryl: "Don't say whordiot, we hate that."
Tony: "Majestic!"
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Whoredervs 

1.) A name for the girls you invite over before you go out partying.

2.) Girls you invite over to the pre-game.

3.) Easy girls you invite over.
Dude don't leave yet! I just ordered us some Whoredervs.
Whoredervs by Mr. Wutchukno November 27, 2012
Equally stupid and slutty, like Cheryl.
"The party's starting and this dress makes me look like a whore!"
"Oh you don't look like a whore, an idiot maybe... or both! Yes, a whorediot."
whorediot by UglyLoserFriend October 6, 2012

Fagmium Whoride 

The molecule essential to homosexual, promiscuous life. It is made up of fagmium and whoron. It is represented by the symbol FgWh. This molecule is poisonous to all other living organisms. Organisms poisoned by this molecule practise the act of whoriding.
'Johnny is having an asthmatic attack!'

' Get the FgWh mask!'

'Tyrone be whoriding, I'm finna bust a cap in his ass.'

'Chill, he has Fagmium Whoride poisoning.'

Whoredash 

What Doordash was meant to be. When your hookup comes over with not only that sweet ass, but booze and food too...That my friends.. is Whoredash. Service with a smile taken to a whole new level, where you're excited to give the tip.
"Dude has another girl coming over and SHE's bringing him booze and food? Kid's got Whoredash on speed dial"
Whoredash by TRBO151 July 28, 2019

whordiot 

as defined on "Archer" a whordiot is a cross between a whore and an idiot. A woman of loose morals and highly questionable intelligence.
My soon to be ex-wife is a real whordiot. She walked out on an 18 year marriage with three sons to shack up with a guy 10-15 years younger than she is. How long does she think that's going to last?
whordiot by FCKEDOVERBYWOMEN August 9, 2012
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