whoppo

To cockslap; it's as sexy as it sounds.

There are three types of whoppo: surprise, request, and compliance.

Oh Pete Doherty (Jude Law, Bono?, etc.), oh Pete! Just whoppo me across the face!!

Gurrrl 1: Just tell me one thang, was it a surprise or request?
Gurrrl 2: Compliance.
by KFlo June 16, 2008
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Whoppo

Hunter Biden's dick caught in a pencil sharpener, Whoppo reports
by tp217 January 23, 2023
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el whoppo

while doing it with your woman have a mariachi band hide in the closet and then at climax you have the band jump out and start playing and yell EL WHOPPO!!!
lindsay was about to finish when the mariachi jump and scared the crap out of her and she screamed el whoppo
by The king Friday September 06, 2013
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