whoppo 

To cockslap; it's as sexy as it sounds.

There are three types of whoppo: surprise, request, and compliance.

Oh Pete Doherty (Jude Law, Bono?, etc.), oh Pete! Just whoppo me across the face!!

Gurrrl 1: Just tell me one thang, was it a surprise or request?
Gurrrl 2: Compliance.

whoppo by KFlo June 16, 2008

Whoppo 

WaPo, the Washington Post.

Hunter Biden's dick caught in a pencil sharpener, Whoppo reports

Whoppo by tp217 January 23, 2023

el whoppo 

while doing it with your woman have a mariachi band hide in the closet and then at climax you have the band jump out and start playing and yell EL WHOPPO!!!

lindsay was about to finish when the mariachi jump and scared the crap out of her and she screamed el whoppo

el whoppo by The king Friday September 5, 2013

Did you get a whopper 

A phrase said by the amazing rip off bald martin: Jack Manifold (R.I.P) asking a person ever got a whopper unfortunately we do not know if they ever got a whopper :(

Jack: "DID YOU GET A WHOPPER"

Did you get a whopper by i am weeb and idiot June 5, 2021

Did you get a whoppa 

OUR LORD JACK MANIFOLD HAS SPOKEN

"did he get a whoppa?"

"Did you get a whoppa??"

Did you get a whoppa by nikiinnit June 20, 2021

whopper whopper whopper whopper 

that Burger king jingle you cannot get rid of.

Me wanting to watch youtube.
burger king ad:

whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame grill taste with perfect toppers i rule this day lettuce mayo pickle ketchup its okay if i dont want it impossible bacon or any whopper any whopper my way you rule your seizin the day at bk have it your way
YOU RULE

whopper whopper whopper whopper by eastasetwqrwqe February 23, 2023

Whopper BK

The ultimate, unbelievably horrible buzzkill. Something you do not want to experience after smoking.

See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Griller, BK Backporch Broiler, BK Burger Shot

Being arrested last night was a Whopper BK.

Wow, I'll bet. But don't BK me right now with this story man.

Whopper BK by Smollie October 21, 2009