20 definitions by The king Friday
the sexual game of placing a donut over your hard on and blind folding the woman and having her try to eat the donut off your dick without her eating it or having the man blind folded and trying to eat a candy bar out of the girls vagina all while being handcuffed
by The king Friday September 7, 2013
the act of sitting on a womans chest and placing balls on neck while face
fucking her making it look like she is wearing a bow tie.
fucking her making it look like she is wearing a bow tie.
by The king Friday September 2, 2013
the ugly truth about your life is that at one point in most people lives they had their mothers vagina stretched across their face.
by The king Friday February 12, 2014
when a girl is giving a guy a blowjob he pulls out before he blows his load the shoots her in the face and then proceeds to throw glitter in her face making her face glittery
by The king Friday September 9, 2013
while your woman is on her period you insert your balls into her bloody vagina coating your balls in blood making them look candy apples then she licks off like shes eating a candy apple
by The king Friday September 10, 2013
by The king Friday September 6, 2013
when you have sex with a chick and she wont tell anyone who she banged but everyone really knows it was really you that she did it with and that she got an std from you
lindsay and i had sex but she would tell it was me but everyone knew it was me and made me the marked man
by The king Friday September 8, 2013