tp217's definitions

Indelible in the hippocampus

When you want people to believe your fake story, so you make up a fake scientific explanation with big words and technical terms as to why your story must be true. The goal is to misdirect non-expert questioners and listeners, who don't have enough technical knowledge to pick apart your actually very weak explanation.

"What is your proof that aliens abducted you in the middle of the night 36 years ago and then let you go, leaving no evidence?"
"It's indelible in the hippocampus."

by tp217 November 14, 2021

Brandon

Joseph R. Biden.

Brandon forgave my student loans

by tp217 January 23, 2023

cishet

A pejorative term for a normal person.

It's not my job to explain agender to cishets and breeders.

by tp217 March 5, 2024

Whoppo

WaPo, the Washington Post.

Hunter Biden's dick caught in a pencil sharpener, Whoppo reports

by tp217 January 23, 2023

unironically

This generation's equivalent of "like, totally." An adverb used to add emphasis only.

"Omg that's unironically so true."

by tp217 May 4, 2022

Zerm

Zoomer perm. Typically male hairstyle popular with young people with tight curls on the top only, and sides and back cut short.

Jackson's zerm is on fleek

by tp217 October 22, 2022

exponential

Simply means "big." In math, the word exponential describes a particular kind of mathematical function with a specific set of properties, but in casual use, it just means "big."

In these brutally cold conditions, the risk of hypothermia and frostbite will be exponential.

by tp217 February 4, 2023