whombus

(n.) plural-whombi. A ball-sack without a penis (nuts without a dick). This can be found in cancer patients or a loser who are not cool enough to have an extra appendage, or an idiot who chopped his dick off. A whombus can also be referred to as a flying whombus, due to its close resemblance of the flying wombat animal. A reverse whombus would then be a penis with no nut-sack. A whombus is a highly hilarious deformity that should be used against a whombus owner regularly. Notable historical figures such as GWB and John Humphrey Noyes were credited with having whombi.

Bret:"Dude, that guy walks a little funny."
Matt:"That's because he has a whombus, dipshit."
Bret:" Is it a flying whombus?"
Matt:"Yes, dipshit."

by Mr. Whombus 69 August 19, 2012

Whombus

An awkward animal that walks only uphill in a straddle position without bending it's kness while it's arms sway side to side and strange angles.
They move in packs, most often packs of 6.
Height ranges from 4'11" to 6'3".

Did you see that huge whombus over there?

by TheCowNoShittt February 26, 2009

Wombush

1. The wild, untamed pubic mane of a female who neglects to maintain her nether regions.

2. Any amount of woman's pubic hair that would qualify as bush.

Jeff: "Let's not talk about politics anymore. Let's talk about women. Andrew--bush or no bush?"
Andrew: "Aw, nobody wants the wombush!"

Jeff (later, to Katelyn on the phone): "I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh. But, Andrew said he really likes wombush; I just wanted to make sure he was telling the truth."
Andrew (having taken phone from Jeff): I told them you don't have wombush!

by Bukambok October 3, 2008

Wombus

The supreme state of mind that is, was, will be, and has always been and existed within everything, everyone, and everywhere, beyond mere perception of time and human comprehension.

I achieved Wombus today.

by Fat Boi Roi July 3, 2017

kitty whompus

adj.
used to describe an object that is unintentionally tilted to the side

Bob: My car got totally smashed on my way to the mall yesterday...
Bill: Yeah, i can tell. I mean the bumper is absolutely kitty whompus.

by S master kizzle August 13, 2008

Whompus

The most badass mothafucka on the planet and the biggest boss around. affiliated with the diesels

mark- wow, frank just boned 3 chicks at once
susie- he is such a whompus!

by WC>SF October 23, 2010

whompuss cat

A tree dwelling wook that hails from the Russell Fork River.

Don't trust a Whompuss Cat with your stuff he will lose it.

by Uncle Grimpuss March 23, 2016