wholly mammoth 

a depiction of a walrus that is created by using straws in the place of tusks.

also, a large female?? creature who roams cafeterias.

-"omg, why does that wholly mammoth have such large tusks?"
-"they only have industrial sized straws."

wholly mammoth by adjkl2 January 8, 2010

Cloning the Woolly Mammoth 

Sex act where a hairy males back is shaved then the shavings are taken and placed into a condom which the male wears during sex. After he ejaculates into the condom the mixture is poured on his partners back.

Brenda shaved my back and then I wound up cloning the woolly mammoth all over her back.

Cloning the Woolly Mammoth by EL TIMMAH January 5, 2012

chocolate woolly mammoth 

A sexual act in which one takes a dump on a girl's chest, shaves their pubes onto their own shit, and proceedes to titty fuck her

For those who do not draw the line at the chili dog, there is the chocolate woolly mammoth: shittier, hairier, and smellier than anything previously invented.

chocolate woolly mammoth by Wangcaster September 19, 2009

Awkward Woolly Mammoth 

Awkward Woolly Mammoth
In the line of the Awkward Turtle family... but this is to be used for the MOST SUPREME of awkward moments. Do the awkward woolly mammoth by outstretching your arms and curving them downward, and then waddling forward. Add an awkward trunk motion if the situation calls for it.

Person 1: "Dude. I knocked on my ex-boyfriend's door and his girlfriend opened the door without her shirt on as he buttoned up his pants" *does the awkward woolly mammoth move*

Person 2: Yea that is so awkward you gotta call upon an extinct animal.

such a moment calls for the most extreme of the awkward motions- the awkward woolly mammoth.

Awkward Woolly Mammoth by FranFine February 29, 2008

Wolly Mammoth 

Its the aftermath of a severe pounding when a girl's labia becomes extremly droopy resembling tusks, while the pubic hair is all disheveled and crusty from a combination of the man juices, vaginal secretions, and sweat.

Holy shit dude, I pounded the hell out of Kristin and afterwords her vagine looked like a Wolly Mammoth!!!

Wolly Mammoth by Big Pimping January 13, 2008

Wolly Mammoth 

The act of excesive pubic hair teabagging, then to exclaim the mating call of a wolly mammoth

Dude i just got a wolly mammoth to the face!

Wolly Mammoth by WhaleFail October 19, 2010

Woolly Mammoth 

A very blonde man who plays the trombone attracted to a very hairy man. Both men are in marching band.

Billy Bob: Jimmy D, you keep me so warm in the winter with your man hair.

Jimmy D: What else are woolly mammoths for?

Woolly Mammoth by BBTM August 27, 2009