whitni 

A cute, loving girl that is funny, easy to talk to, makes you laugh no matter what, loves their boyfriend to death, loyal to bae, and wants to be with their boyfriend forever.

Your girlfriend whitni is so loyal, I could even talk to her
It's because she's with that nice, cute, funny, and loving boy Xavier over there
Dude Xavier is the luckiest guy in the world to have whitni

whitni by Whitni+Xavier November 19, 2017

whitize 

To change the spelling or pronounciation of your name to sound more anglican.
To purposely choose a name for your kids that can easily be pronounced.

Ex.

Friend 1: What are you naming your daughter?
Friend 2: Hoda
Friend 1: WTF, no one can pronounce that. You need to whitize the name.
Friend 2: What you suggest?
Friend 1: Sarah

whitize by CUPE3902 May 13, 2015

Tighty Whitifrical 

An adjective meaning of or related to tighty whities.

Donald Trump looks tighty whitifrical in that picture of him playing tennis.

Tighty Whitifrical by Greasyknowledge July 5, 2020

Polish Tooth Whitening

The act of ejaculating in a chicks butt, dipping your index finger in and having a good swirl (best done left handed). After mixing in the bung hole for a while, you remove your finger now basted in the semen entrenched fecal potion. This is done doggie style so the chick is clueless when you reach around and stick your index finger in her mouth and give her a good Polish tooth whitening. Finish off by wiping your dick on her curtains.

When money is tight or you are too cheap to by generic whitening strips, it's always prudent to give your girlfriend with discolored teeth a good old fashion Polish Tooth Whitening the next time she gets a rogering from behind.

Polish Tooth Whitening by Bugsy McDingle November 20, 2012

Whitney 

A beautiful, sophisticated woman. She enjoys respect and cute jestures. Buy her flowers and chocolates and she'll be yours forever. She deserves attention and is generally good at everything. She seems innocent but has a dirty mind. Of course she's gorgeous as she often wins and accomplishes everything. She loves everything and everyone, but don't piss her off or you'll think the world is ending. Normally her hair and eyes are gorgeous and she is one damn fine friend. Enjoy her and give her lots of compliments, she forgives easily, but you should always forgive her too. Love her unconditionally, never lead her on. She has an adventurous soul, appreciate it.
You are lucky if you meet one.

Why is Whitney so gorgeous? I am nothing but jelous.

Whitney by wishuknew January 19, 2013

whitizushi 

A type of sushi that is prepared in a way so it is more appealing to a baka gaijin.

Whitizushi are always urimaki rolls, which have rice on the outside and nori (seaweed) hidden away on the inside. This because most gaijin will refuse to knowingly eat anything containing seaweed. But what fully distinguishes whitizushi from regular urimaki is its unconventional ingredients such as avocado or american mayonnaise as well as ridiculous non-japanese names such as "California roll", "Dragon Roll" or "Spider Roll".

Baka gaijin: "I'm hungry, let's get some sushi. I feel like California rolls."
Gaikokujin: "Oh, you're a fan of whitizushi?"
Baka gaijin: "Is that what it's called?"
Gaikokujin: "...Yes! California rolls, Spider Rolls, Dragon Rolls, those are all called whitizushi."
Baka gaijin: "Wow, that's so cool! I know a Japanese word now. I'm so worldly."

whitizushi by GAWII July 16, 2009

Feeling Whitney 

A reference to Whitney Houston meaning to just lock yourself in a bad situation and continue to do bad things

“Lately I’ve just been feeling Whitney and I don’t know what to do.”

Feeling Whitney by Itzjuztme April 6, 2018