Whitmarsh

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The act of lying through your teeth to get out of very possible situation. As soon as a question is asked, one must immediately respond with a complete lie.

How did you get out of that situation mate? I just pulled a Whitmarsh and they believed everything I said, what an idiot.

Whitmarsh by sirbantalot August 21, 2018

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jake whitmarsh

the hottest, sweetest, adorible, sexy, nicest guy in the world

wow i like jake whitmarsh

jake whitmarsh by sid gard March 5, 2009

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Whitlash

The feeling of being bombarded by the news media of clips of the departed singer Whitney Houston to the point of being sick of it.

"Man, the media really has been showing so many clips of Whitney Houston and it's sad that she's dead, but I've heard it so much I have Whitlash."

Whitlash by tekphreak April 19, 2012

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whitmans sampler

A Whitman's Sampler is a highly specialized sexual move that takes commitment from both partners.

A man grows his pinky fingers nail long > 3cm , he then lays a large cable on their partners chest. He then runs his nail down the center of the turd to create a channel down it. This channel is filled with semen making a "chocolate eclair".

Once the eclair is filled the partner who laid the cable provides his nail (still filled with crap) to the recipient whom then samples the excrement.

“Jenny my new girlfriend says she wants to take the relationship to the next level, I am going to give her a Whitmans Sampler on the weekend to show her my love”

whitmans sampler by Sir FistAlot August 28, 2014

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Plymouth-Whitemarsh

Place where you can get all sorts of drugs/guns. Oh and they teach some students here too occasionally. Made up of Whitemarsh (annoying Jews), Conshy, and Plymouth (Black kids)

Got this crack over at Plymouth-Whitemarsh

Plymouth-Whitemarsh by pwhater April 22, 2011

whitrash

white trash.

The whitrash are black sheep.

whitrash by uttam maharjan February 8, 2013

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WhitMarkland

Whit Markland is a very hot dude who has the bestfriend with a high sex drive

Yeah I’m a WhitMarkland my bestfriend has a high sex drive

WhitMarkland by Coolbeo June 9, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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