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whitehole

an arrogant,narcissitstic,cancerous asshloe that no likes.people call it jake paul
jake paul is a whitehole and even his bother logan paul
by JAKE PAUL HATER VIELLY September 4, 2019
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A White Hole

Similar to a black hole in nature.

A whitehole is a super-intense black hole of basic, generic, whiteness. We're talking basic white girl starter pack conversations on steroids.

A whitehole can also be used as a substitute for the word "asshole" or "bitch". Especially when talking about someone who is obnoxious or has priveledge.

Your conversations with a whitehole will go so fucking beige and basic that you can taste it in your mouth.

-Its like a blackhole of basic, genericism, trash, pure average white girls that is so fucking annoying that it bends gravity. It tries to seduce and derail everything in its path.

Will seem to slow down time by never seeming to stop talking.

A whitehole is usually trying to pretend to be anything other than basic because they feel shame because they're so fucking basic

This includes using identifying labels such as "parfait girl" to feel special. But in reality, this girl is so average, she could blend in anywhere like camo.

Usually spotted wearing uggs, yoga pants. Likes to "travel". Can't wake up in the morning without her coffee. Usually a frequenter of starbucks. Has nothing special to say. No original thoughts of her own.

Unironically quotes Taylor Swift and Pitbull. Will try to end racism by changing their profile to black. Will try to end humanitarian crises with hashtags and crying emojis to show that they care. Then will quickly become distracted by their latest drama.
Stacy is such a white hole, I can't stand her!

Uh oh, I feel like we're walking into a whitehole!

Help! I'm getting sucked into a white hole.
by wealldobadthingsdontdenyit March 10, 2022
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Whiteboyem

A streamer that impersonates YouTuber iShowSpeed and gets clout from it.
by speedfanboy69 July 30, 2022
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WhiteWolfMeg

The queen of scrubs, known to shame people who do wrong. A sensitive alcoholic with social anxiety.
"Hey some girl just called me a scrub and wanted me to fight me" "don't worry about it, that's just whitewolfmeg"
by ScrublordFerp September 18, 2020
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White Hole

The counterpart to a black hole. In a black hole matter collapses inward to a singularity; in a white hole, matter pours out from a singularity. There are many similarities between the Big Bang and a white hole.
As well as black holes and white holes, relativists sometimes talk about grey holes.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Jack Whitehall

Young british comedian who represents the personification of what unfunny is.
This film, 'Epic Movie', is very Jack Whitehall.
by japan air December 31, 2010
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Whitehouse Station, NJ

Located in Readington Township, in Hunterdon County (wealthiest county in the country), New Jersey. Whitehouse Station takes its name from Whitehouse (adjacent neighborhood) and Abraham Van Horn's 18th Century Tavern. This small town is settled comfortably amidst rolling hills and scenic farmland.

This town also kicks ass because of the adorable stone library-slash-train station, nearby Cushetunk Mountain and Round Valley Reservoir, and the fantastic La Casa Bianca, a locally-owned, Italian cuisine, fine dining establishment. The beautiful Rockaway Reformed Church stands proudly at the end of the main street (Route 523), and is worth a quick visit to see its charming stained glass windows.

Nearby shopping includes Bridgewater Commons, in Bridgewater Township, and Liberty Village Outlet Center, in Flemington.
"I took my girlfriend to La Casa Bianca in Whitehouse Station, NJ for dinner on Valentine's Day and she adored it!"

Living in Whitehouse Station, NJ makes you forget about places like Newark and Trenton.
by Rachelala January 22, 2011
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